Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

This is the guy who doesn't like blow jobs and thinks that we shouldn't put our mouths where the bathrooms go....

Are you talking about the 30 Rock character?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are you talking about the 30 Rock character?

I guess? Ive never seen 30 rock... He's in a movie though and the whole time his girlfriend or wife? Idk is trying to give him oral and have sex with him and he's just repulsed by the whole thing... Saving Sarah Marshall? Might be the movie?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I guess? Ive never seen 30 rock... He's in a movie though and the whole time his girlfriend or wife? Idk is trying to give him oral and have sex with him and he's just repulsed by the whole thing... Saving Sarah Marshall? Might be the movie?

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I didn’t think I’d had that much tequila since joining this site, But I never know what I might have said. Somewhere.

 

[lavendersilk]

I guess? Ive never seen 30 rock... He's in a movie though and the whole time his girlfriend or wife? Idk is trying to give him oral and have sex with him and he's just repulsed by the whole thing... Saving Sarah Marshall? Might be the movie?

Yes. Lol, I remember that scene.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Yes. Lol, I remember that scene.

Never saw the movie, but it looks funny!

 

[lavendersilk]

Never saw the movie, but it looks funny!

It is a very good one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I guess? Ive never seen 30 rock... He's in a movie though and the whole time his girlfriend or wife? Idk is trying to give him oral and have sex with him and he's just repulsed by the whole thing... Saving Sarah Marshall? Might be the movie?

He's essentially the same sweet farm boy no matter what he's in, but he's is the BEST on 30 Rock. The whole series is worth a re-watch just for him.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Found this... if anyone is interested. You don't have to post your results unless you want to. I will post mine a little later. View attachment 2321530

Let’s say 94% There’s nothing on the list I wouldn’t do, but as a bigger girl who often passes out in normal situations, I have safety concerns with suspension and hand on throat. Totally fine if no pressure is applied, but yeah, passing out is no bueno. Also, I’m too multiorgasmic to have patience for that edging nonsense. Just give me 30 Os kplsthxbai

I'm wondering if we got the same score for the same kinks...

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The researcher and spreadsheet neurosis in me really wants to revise this so that there aren't double barreled questions, the scale is more defined, and the formatting is easier to follow.

And the “___/200=___%” part, as evidenced by the 173% score

I started the quiz, got annoyed by the double barreled questions and then just said “to heck with it” and moved on.

I felt the same way about the jars of kink! Couldn’t even get halfway through those

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I watched that last night!

Being in pain at home and off work is great for binging … on season 13 of Supernatural now… I miss the hoards of sexy ladies from earlier seasons

Feel better soon Glad you’re at least well enough to binge. When I get migraines, I need no light or sound, so it sounds like you’re on the mend!

Oh I can talk all day about leading questions, what makes a good likert scale, and all sorts of other fun things. That doesn’t even begin to touch my love of spreadsheets

Fucking love spreadsheets

I wouldn’t say I love spreadsheets, but I’m dorky enough to use lists, notes and spreadsheets while playing particularly deep video games like FFXIV

I love Excel but PowerPoint can GTFO

it’s not that bad…just test your PowerPoint presentations on the person with the shortest attention span you know and cater it to them That’s what’s it’s for, really

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This is on here too … anyone accidentally post something you didn’t intend to?

Or share something with the entirely wrong person / audience?

I have a big family and am always VERY wary of the Share button

I haven’t but I’m always happy to bring up one of my favorite internet moments View attachment 2321618

I remember that! That account had something like “liked by @TedCruz” on their bio for the longest time after that too

Ditto on the eyes hurting, but I ate the apple myself.



I'm sorry you're in pain. Need me to shank anyone for you?


I wish they had stuck to the fun episodes of the earlier years. The whole God vs the Darkness business was the beginning of the end.

Always keep the friends who will shank a bish for you with zero hesitation, @crazychemgirl ! They’re the best

 

[BrendaBear]

Didn’t this kill a kid two counties over? I’m pretty sure it did. Or at least made them wish it had

I just noticed this post again and don’t know how I missed how amazing this is…

So, this is some kind of drink, right? I am assuming it is carbonated, and someone shook the bottle sooooo much, the cap blew off, and killed some kid two counties away? That is some crazy pressure! Did they arrest who shook the bottle? I hope not. Obviously he wasn’t aiming at the kid… who can see two counties over? Sheesh!

What are the odds?

 

[Vitriolhack]

I invented a cocktail I call Carrie’s Prom. Moxie, fireball whisky, and a couple dashes of Tabasco.

Whoa, that’ll reset your taste buds!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If I was on facebook… I would be the one dumb enough to accidentally do that.
No facebook for me!

Same! Never had an account there, never will. It’s invasive AF

Need to try the fried chicken sandwich now ….


Also … I want queso.



Also .., my head still hurts.



Also …. My friends are amazing



Also … I’m sad it’s only Tuesday.

Tuesdays are the best though!

Man I grew up in the porn capital of the U.S., don’t need to tell about Fluffer nuttings…

Oh wait….nvm

I knew it! I knew you had to be from the valley!

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Between a 5 and a 9

6, but it’s just allergies…I hope

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think that’s called an iron deficiency

I have severe iron deficiency anemia Can’t even drink coffee because of it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I knew it! I knew you had to be from the valley!

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also, RULE #3, PEOPLE!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just noticed this post again and don’t know how I missed how amazing this is…

So, this is some kind of drink, right? I am assuming it is carbonated, and someone shook the bottle sooooo much, the cap blew off, and killed some kid two counties away? That is some crazy pressure! Did they arrest who shook the bottle? I hope not. Obviously he wasn’t aiming at the kid… who can see two counties over? Sheesh!

What are the odds?

I hate to bring this down but this was a joke, referencing the pop rocks/mentos urban legends.

Because wafers are way way worse than either of those things .

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Rule #4 too! @Indie and her butt are cute AF

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, RULE #3, PEOPLE!!!

That’s not a taco!

 

[BrendaBear]

I hate to bring this down but this was a joke, referencing the pop rocks/mentos urban legends.

Because wafers are way way worse than either of those things .

Mine was a joke too…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's essentially the same sweet farm boy no matter what he's in, but he's is the BEST on 30 Rock. The whole series is worth a re-watch just for him.

I agree. Though “People’s Republic of Drugafornia” is still my favorite line on the show.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Yay! Lit's finally unborked today!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I agree. Though “People’s Republic of Drugafornia” is still my favorite line on the show.

Bes lines ever:
"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious"-Jack
"I don't drink hot drinks of any kind, that's the Devil's temperature"-Kenneth

 

[crazychemgirl]

Besides told you the day I was going on vacation?

But how would you know how much your friends love you if they didn’t tag you 50 times while you were gone?

 

[BrendaBear]

But how would you know how much your friends love you if they didn’t tag you 50 times while you were gone?

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[HeavyBalls]

Hi, I'm the Beast.

And I LOVE teh boobies!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bes lines ever:
"Those shoes are definitely bi-curious"-Jack
"I don't drink hot drinks of any kind, that's the Devil's temperature"-Kenneth

Well now I’m down a YouTube hole. Dammit I don’t have time for another multi season rewatch