Anyone from the UK?

[Heidi_UK]

Though I'm sure if anybody saw 6ft 1 and 18 stone of fat geordie bastard walking toward them dressed black and in a ski mask, the police would probably be called

Depends on where you are. Bigg Market? Not a problem, pet.

The New Den on a matchday on the other hand...

 

[Saltfountain]

Though I'm sure if anybody saw 6ft 1 and 18 stone of fat geordie bastard walking toward them dressed black and in a ski mask, the police would probably be called

Hello, Northumbria Police?

I think I've just found Raoul Moat, but Gazza is busy. Can you come quick?

 

[Heidi_UK]

Sorry @Heidi_UK - I'd replied before I saw your efforts...

My bed is warm

It was worth it for the Raccoon fact.

 

[Saltfountain]

It was worth it for the Raccoon fact.

See!

Finally you're all joining me on the dark side!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Depends on where you are. Bigg Market? Not a problem, pet.

The New Den on a matchday on the other hand...

I'm getting off the train in Earley, Reading

 

[NorthernCardinal]

https://iili.io/JGw0gSV.jpg

7 inches diameter or depth? Because this one time at band camp...

 

[Saltfountain]

41 posts to go to 10000...

That'll be as destroyed as the thing we're no longer talking about before the day is up...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hello, Northumbria Police?

I think I've just found Raoul Moat, but Gazza is busy. Can you come quick?

The gift that keeps on giving.


"Moaty, its me, Gazza.... I brought some beer and chicken and I've got me fishing rod..."

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm getting off the train in Earley, Reading

At least it isn't Winnersh

 

[NorthernCardinal]

At least it isn't Winnersh

True.

 

[Wriggle]

I've had to put my coat on.
Which one of you lot jinxed me?

 

[Heidi_UK]

I've had to put my coat on.
Which one of you lot jinxed me?

Almost certainly me.

Mwhahaha.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Since I genuinely can't tell what is "just bantz" and if people are getting pissed off or not, this is my attempt to defuse and derail the conversation and take it back to safer territory.

I ask of you all...

...bit cold out, innit?

Tooooooo cold

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I've had to put my coat on.
Which one of you lot jinxed me?

Still got your shorts on though I bet

 

[terriblesecrets]

Sorry @Heidi_UK - I'd replied before I saw your efforts...

My bed is warm

You still in bed!

 

[Wand3rlust]

No..... not now.....

 

[Wriggle]

Still got your shorts on though I bet

I've been blessed with a coat of hair down on those shins

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I've been blessed with a coat of hair down on those shins

Samesies

 

[terriblesecrets]

No..... not now.....

I was just rummaging for my jealous hat, but since you're not in bed then it's services are no longer required

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Morning (just) all. Bit blowy!!!

 

[Kat0069]

Morning (just) all. Bit blowy!!!

It's blowing a hoolie here.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Bit blowy!!!

Going on a limb and assuming that you're talking about the weather here

 

[Heidi_UK]

I've accidentally become the leader of a project I have no intention of leading simply because I've done my bit first to get it off my fucking plate if that's any indication of how my Monday is going.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Damn! Not good.. but you could take that up as an opportunity/ challenge.
Back when I had a team, I'd remind my boys that timing your actions and responses is important else you'll get loaded with more

 

[Heidi_UK]

Damn! Not good.. but you could take that up as an opportunity/ challenge.
Back when I had a team, I'd remind my boys that timing your actions and responses is important else you'll get loaded with more

It's alright, I'll just bash out a couple of templates and leave some instructions and check in on them later. I just think most of them didn't know where to start.

Plus I'm going away for work soonish so they'll need to get their act together regardless.