Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

Neither @AmandaKellyUK or @Saltfountain have responded. ???

Pass salty the Swarfega someone.

I am interrupting a work morning to jump on here to deny any hip slapping, Swarfega requiring activities.

I’ll leave that to @Wriggleitlady and his paramour (who in a shock revelation could turn out be to @Saltfountain )

 

[Saltfountain]

I am interrupting a work morning to jump on here to deny any hip slapping, Swarfega requiring activities.

I’ll leave that to @Wriggleitlady and his paramour (who in a shock revelation could turn out be to @Saltfountain )

Yeahhhhh...

No

Breaks the more than one dick is too many dicks rule...

 

[Yesok1]

I am interrupting a work morning to jump on here to deny any hip slapping, Swarfega requiring activities.

I’ll leave that to @Wriggleitlady and his paramour (who in a shock revelation could turn out be to @Saltfountain )

Her excuse as she rolls back over to salty, with a wry smile.

 

[Saltfountain]

Her excuse as she rolls back over to salty, with a wry smile.

And a gaping arsehole

 

[Yesok1]

And a gaping arsehole

Woah!

 

[Yesok1]

Woah!

But if she needs it kissed better, I know a girl, lol.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

And he wonders why he gets more "wow" reactions than the rest of the forum put together.

 

[Saltfountain]

But if she needs it kissed better, I know a girl, lol.

Margot?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

And a gaping arsehole

Really? That’s level we’ve reached - I will just shake my head in disappointment and leave you monsters to it

As she rolls over, a wry smile on her face, reaching for the Swarfega “your turn my love”

 

[Saltfountain]

Really? That’s level we’ve reached - I will just shake my head in disappointment and leave you monsters to it

As she rolls over, a wry smile on her face, reaching for the Swarfega “your turn my love”

You letting hubby fist you too?

I'm impressed!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well that's this thread ruined.

 

[Wriggle]

I am interrupting a work morning to jump on here to deny any hip slapping, Swarfega requiring activities.

I’ll leave that to @Wriggleitlady and his paramour (who in a shock revelation could turn out be to @Saltfountain )

Hold up

My paramour is a beautiful adorable lady who does not go in for those back door shenanigans.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Hold up

My paramour is a beautiful adorable lady who does not go in for those back door shenanigans.

Nowt wrong with a bit of bum fun... one up the bum, no harm done.... no fisting though. That should be reserved for areas designed to stretch that far.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Nowt wrong with a bit of bum fun... one up the bum, no harm done.... no fisting though. That should be reserved for areas designed to stretch that far.

Unless it's Jeremy Beadle with his little hand.

 

[Heidi_UK]

Since I genuinely can't tell what is "just bantz" and if people are getting pissed off or not, this is my attempt to defuse and derail the conversation and take it back to safer territory.

I ask of you all...

...bit cold out, innit?

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Very!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Since I genuinely can't tell what is "just bantz" and if people are getting pissed off or not, this is my attempt to defuse and derail the conversation and take it back to safer territory.

I ask of you all...

...bit cold out, innit?

That wind is biting. I'm on my way to an appointment and I'm not looking forward to the walk when I get off the train... should get a ski mask to keep my face warm

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Since I genuinely can't tell what is "just bantz" and if people are getting pissed off or not, this is my attempt to defuse and derail the conversation and take it back to safer territory.

I ask of you all...

...bit cold out, innit?

Fookin freezin!

 

[Heidi_UK]

That wind is biting. I'm on my way to an appointment and I'm not looking forward to the walk when I get off the train... should get a ski mask to keep my face warm

I've considered the merits of the thermal backpack. Like the ones that trail runners have with the straw built in for water...but for your hot drink of choice.

I bet it would go moldy.

Edit: And you'd forever be "thermal backpack wanker" on public transport, wouldn't you?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hold up

My paramour is a beautiful adorable lady who does not go in for those back door shenanigans.

I mean she might do, but she's told @Wriggleitlady he's not allowed to talk about it..

 

[NorthernCardinal]

That wind is biting. I'm on my way to an appointment and I'm not looking forward to the walk when I get off the train... should get a ski mask to keep my face warm

Though I'm sure if anybody saw 6ft 1 and 18 stone of fat geordie bastard walking toward them dressed black and in a ski mask, the police would probably be called

 

[Saltfountain]

Nowt wrong with a bit of bum fun... one up the bum, no harm done.... no fisting though. That should be reserved for areas designed to stretch that far.

https://iili.io/JGw0gSV.jpg

 

[Wand3rlust]

Sorry @Heidi_UK - I'd replied before I saw your efforts...

My bed is warm

 

[Wriggle]

Shorts and t-shirt here.

I men she might do, but she's told @Wriggleitlady he's not allowed to talk about it..

You told me you didn't

 

[RosewoodTulip]

https://iili.io/JGw0gSV.jpg

The "almost" is asking questions I never want answered