Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

Says the loser with one bin day

Didnt you mean to say “the loser wife one bin day”?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

... are you two actually clashing hips?

 

[terriblesecrets]

Morning

Morning

 

[terriblesecrets]

One of those people once awake can never get back to sleep

Same here!

 

[terriblesecrets]

What a thriller of a test match, sadly missed the end as was driving to work.
Wasn't a match for England to lose.
But an excellent match nonetheless

 

[amber1312]

Well knock me over with a feather my story got published

And it’s bin day

 

[terriblesecrets]

Well knock me over with a feather my story got published

Congratulations

 

[Wriggle]

Morning fuckers!









Don't forget to shower is with nudes! We don't work for free you know...

I think everyone has seen enough of my nudes by now, so I've given up for lent like the good boy I am.

 

[Saltfountain]

Didnt you mean to say “the loser wife one bin day”?

You're obsessed with being my wife...

No wife of mine could take a in the hole, so you're out of luck...

 

[Saltfountain]

I suppose she could be a side hoe, but she ain't no lady...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Who needs tv when we get this level of entertainment?

 

[Saltfountain]

Who needs tv when we get this level of entertainment?

Another one who owes is nudes then...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Another one who owes is nudes then...

Ha ha ha
No

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Who needs tv when we get this level of entertainment?

Alas, duty calls - I shall go off and dream of being a mid week bin bride

 

[Saltfountain]

Ha ha ha
No

See what you've done!

She's gone now you refused

 

[RosewoodTulip]

See what you've done!

She's gone now you refused

Yes I'm sure her leaving is completely my fault

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Heidi_UK]

This seems an opportune moment to say GOOD MORNING!

 

[Yesok1]

Terrible weather here

Are we still cuddling under the duvet?

 

[Yesok1]

... are you two actually clashing hips?

I can hear salty rhythmic slapping sounds.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Opens the door and sticks his head through.*

Is it safe to say good morning now?

Oh... I just said it. Never mind. Crack on.

 

[Saltfountain]

You always are. No need to announce it like it's something special today...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I can hear salty rythmic fapping sounds.

FIFY

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

FIFY

Right. I'm going back to bed. I feel queasy now.

*Glares at @NorthernCardinal with his best @Wand3rlust special.*

 

[Yesok1]

Neither @AmandaKellyUK or @Saltfountain have responded. ???

Pass salty the Swarfega someone.