Favorite Movie Quotes

[UnquietDreams]

"That's after gross-net-deduction-profit-percentage-deferment ten-percent of the nut. Cash? Every movie costs $2,184."

It's not a great movie, but it is an amazing movie at explaining how the movie business works.

 

[UnquietDreams]

"You know what 'Top Secret' is?"

"Yes, sir. It's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send 'em to your relatives."

Best line from a truly atrocious movie.

 

[caitiff1969]

"You know what 'Top Secret' is?"

"Yes, sir. It's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send 'em to your relatives."

Best line from a truly atrocious movie.

Pearl Harbor (I agree, it was horrid)

"Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney."
(sorry, couldn't resist.....lol)

 

[CX726577]

"My grandfather's work was doo-doo!"

 

[BrendaBear]

"My grandfather's work was doo-doo!"

Young Frankenstein!

 

[EricaLynch]

"You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!"

 

[CX726577]

Young Frankenstein!

Frah-ken-steen

 

[UnquietDreams]

"It is not a comedy I'm writing now."

 

[CX726577]

"Mongo only pawn...in game of life."

 

[BrendaBear]

"Mongo only pawn...in game of life."

Blazing Saddles!

 

[luv2custrip]

‘Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

 

[Elayne_Hawke]

"And then I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it."

 

[CX726577]

"A woman is like a...is like a...artichoke. You have to do a bit of work before you get to her heart." (Pink Panther)

 

[UnquietDreams]

‘Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

Well...
Um...
She's acceptable, Your Honor.

 

[BrendaBear]

‘Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

That would be the best part of My Cousin Vinny.

 

[13Fantasies]

"They should make pills for this."

 

[UnquietDreams]

"The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster."

 

[Bambear99]

“If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him.”
(Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

 

[UnquietDreams]

No, no, we haven't the time. Talk prose.

 

[BrendaBear]

“You can't just go around duct taping everyone. People are basically kind of decent”

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

"What? A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!"

"Yeah. Weird."

 

[BrendaBear]

“You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?”

 

[gtnlynn]

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." (I don't go to many movies.)

 

[luv2custrip]

You bow to no one.

 

[BrendaBear]

“I yield, to no man!”