Weirdnerdyfella
A weird nerdy fella.
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I am not that bad a person!!Hahahaha eeewwwwwwwwwww
You’re a ‘chef’ at Wetherspoons aren’t you
No. Not recently anyway. That's a whole other story for another day
Anyone from the UK?
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Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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Shall I go back to destroying your arsehole?
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Get thee behind it, Salty!!
The line, Salty, the line. Not the behind!!
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Always a good day when you find Daisy's line...
Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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Or a throat punch!
Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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Saltfountain
Fried potato
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I'd never punch you in the throat!Or a throat punch!
But a vigorous fisting is another story...
Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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Omg Salty! Get back in yer cave
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Just Iike you said last time I fisted you
Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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Salty, did you have good dreams last night?
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Yeah, was dreaming of Daisy's pink cave
Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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Man she's gonna belt you. And not in a way you'd enjoy.
@Daisy_Love is a lady. And not into any of your naughty shenanigans
@Daisy_Love is a lady. And not into any of your naughty shenanigans
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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Was gonna ask how everyone is but I'm not sure I wanna know!
I'll check back in later when you're all talking about bins again
I'll check back in later when you're all talking about bins again
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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*Crawls on his hands and knees into the room.*
I'm dyinggg. Please donate £10a month an hour to keep this little donkey safe and comfortable...
I'm dyinggg. Please donate £10
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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........
Don't all chip in at once. No, it's ok.
Don't all chip in at once. No, it's ok.
RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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I'm utterly broke. How about ear scritches instead?
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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Go on then, seeing as it's you Rosie!
Btq97
Textual Deviant
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how about a trip to spain
lingus60
Luv of @cjbdd
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How about a big bag of carrots?
NorthernCardinal
Keyboard Tough Guy
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Saltfountain
Fried potato
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I'd never seen her face before...
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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Make it Switzerland and you have a deal.
Carrots aren't going to pay the bills!
C'mon! *Shakes the collection tin under people's noses.* Donate to a good cause. The money definitely won't be spent on niche porn.
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Spain is essentially donkey Switzerland...
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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Oh I'm well aware. It's just in Switzerland, i can slip away in peace rather than being thrown from a tower.
Spanky1372
Male UK
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Alternatively it'll be12p for a text to the vet.
