Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Shaddup. I'm eating.

I've got some sausage you can nibble on

 

[Daisy_Love]

Fuck you bitch

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/9d/f9/f79df908f2fdc5bf2141497790066704.gif

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

I associate Eggs Benedict with Wetherspoons brekkie now so their poshness has gone out the window for me

 

[Daisy_Love]

I associate Eggs Benedict with Wetherspoons brekkie now so their poshness has gone out the window for me

You’ve just ruined eggs benny for me now!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/9d/f9/f79df908f2fdc5bf2141497790066704.gif

You can see the exact moment I slide into your arse...

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

You’ve just ruined eggs benny for me now!!!

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

 

[Saltfountain]

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

The stains on the menu are just as good tbh...

 

[Daisy_Love]

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

You’re not making it any better

 

[Saltfountain]

You’re not making it any better

Shall I go back to destroying your arsehole?

 

[Wriggle]

I feel I must have missed something with that last comment...

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

You’re not making it any better

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

Hahahaha eeewwwwwwwwwww
You’re a ‘chef’ at Wetherspoons aren’t you

 

[Saltfountain]

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

Fucked eggs?

 

[Wriggle]

Are air fried eggs technically baked eggs?

 

[Wriggle]

Anyway that's enough procrastination - I'm having a shower and facing the big shop on a Saturday because being off work for a week has messed up any normality.

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

Hahahaha eeewwwwwwwwwww
You’re a ‘chef’ at Wetherspoons aren’t you

I am not that bad a person!!

Fucked eggs?

No. Not recently anyway. That's a whole other story for another day

 

[Daisy_Love]

Shall I go back to destroying your arsehole?

https://y.yarn.co/df1c0923-1ff6-4295-ad3b-9a96290cfbf9_text.gif
Get thee behind it, Salty!!
The line, Salty, the line. Not the behind!!

 

[Saltfountain]

https://y.yarn.co/df1c0923-1ff6-4295-ad3b-9a96290cfbf9_text.gif
Get thee behind it, Salty!!
The line, Salty, the line. Not the behind!!

Always a good day when you find Daisy's line...

 

[Daisy_Love]

Always a good day when you find Daisy's line...

Or a throat punch!

 

[Daisy_Love]

I am not that bad a person!!

I dunno!! Jury’s out atm

 

[Saltfountain]

Or a throat punch!

I'd never punch you in the throat!

But a vigorous fisting is another story...

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'd never punch you in the throat!

But a vigorous fisting is another story...

Omg Salty! Get back in yer cave

 

[Saltfountain]

Omg Salty! Get back in yer cave

Just Iike you said last time I fisted you

 

[Wand3rlust]

Salty, did you have good dreams last night?

 

[Saltfountain]

Salty, did you have good dreams last night?

Yeah, was dreaming of Daisy's pink cave