Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Glad some of you have time off. I'm still in bed.

That is the epitome of time off Wand

 

[Daisy_Love]

Did you snort?

Nah, you’re not that funny

 

[Daisy_Love]

That is the epitome of time off Wand

Is that a euphemism

 

[Saltfountain]

Hahaha omg I can’t wait for the backlash for you lot mansplaing!!!

I was telling Wriggle, not Lusty

 

[Daisy_Love]

I was telling Wriggle, not Lusty

Ohhhhh smooooooth!!!

 

[joclfc]

You can do poached eggs in the microwave ;-)

Been doing eggs in the microwave for years

 

[Saltfountain]

Nah, you’re not that funny

Fuck you bitch

 

[Saltfountain]

Ohhhhh smooooooth!!!

And true. That's why I replied to him, not her.

I was actually trying to be helpful

 

[Wand3rlust]

Shaddup. I'm eating.

 

[joclfc]

Is that a euphemism

I don't know really

 

[Saltfountain]

Shaddup. I'm eating.

I've got some sausage you can nibble on

 

[Daisy_Love]

Fuck you bitch

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/9d/f9/f79df908f2fdc5bf2141497790066704.gif

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

I associate Eggs Benedict with Wetherspoons brekkie now so their poshness has gone out the window for me

 

[Daisy_Love]

I associate Eggs Benedict with Wetherspoons brekkie now so their poshness has gone out the window for me

You’ve just ruined eggs benny for me now!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f7/9d/f9/f79df908f2fdc5bf2141497790066704.gif

You can see the exact moment I slide into your arse...

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

You’ve just ruined eggs benny for me now!!!

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

 

[Saltfountain]

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

The stains on the menu are just as good tbh...

 

[Daisy_Love]

To be fair they are the best thing on their menu...

But that isn't saying much is it

You’re not making it any better

 

[Saltfountain]

You’re not making it any better

Shall I go back to destroying your arsehole?

 

[Wriggle]

I feel I must have missed something with that last comment...

 

[Weirdnerdyfella]

You’re not making it any better

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

Hahahaha eeewwwwwwwwwww
You’re a ‘chef’ at Wetherspoons aren’t you

 

[Saltfountain]

Poached eggs are at their best when precooked, vacuum sealed and reheated weeks later in microwave to a point they are like rubber bullets right?

Fucked eggs?

 

[Wriggle]

Are air fried eggs technically baked eggs?

 

[Wriggle]

Anyway that's enough procrastination - I'm having a shower and facing the big shop on a Saturday because being off work for a week has messed up any normality.