Anyone from the UK?

[HornyKatie1979]

Some imagination

Sock puppets!

 

[terriblesecrets]

Sock puppets!

With a wank sock? On his foot?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

With a wank sock? On his foot?

Look... What's all this about having a wank sock on my foot?

I'm a self-confessed Podophobic.

The sock is staying on my cock. Woohoo! Poet Laureate, here I come!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Look... What's all this about having a wank sock on my foot?

I'm a self-confessed Podophobic.

The sock is staying on my cock. Woohoo! Poet Laureate, here I come!

I'm not a fan of coffee from pods eith... Oh!

 

[Bagpipefish46]

This one better have! I've already bought a new wank sock.

Do they come as a pair ?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Usually they do but because I'm hung like a donkey... Geddit? ... They have to use so much more material so they only sell them as one sock.

 

[lingus60]

Usually they do but because I'm hung like a donkey... Geddit? ... They have to use so much more material so they only sell them as one sock.

Have you thought about using a bag instead? Then you could come in a Jiffy….

I’ll get me coat…..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Have you thought about using a bag instead? Then you could come in a Jiffy….

I’ll get me coat…..

That is absolutely terrible.

*Writes it down for future usage.*

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Usually they do but because I'm hung like a donkey... Geddit? ... They have to use so much more material so they only sell them as one sock.

I think that's a pair of tights you bought. That's why there's only one in the pack.

 

[Btq97]

Usually they do but because I'm hung like a donkey... Geddit? ... They have to use so much more material so they only sell them as one sock.

more like my little pony

 

[Btq97]

Have you thought about using a bag instead? Then you could come in a Jiffy….

I’ll get me coat…..

then you can post your deposit to the bank

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think that's a pair of tights you bought. That's why there's only one in the pack.

It can't be tights. I wear those on my head when I go robbing banks... Shit! I've said too much again...

more like my little pony

Oi! Shurrrup. You'll be giving me a complex and I've got faaaar too many of those already.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Stop all this blethering

Where's my pancakes?

 

[deft]

Stop all this blethering

Where's my pancakes?

I love it when you're needy

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Stop all this blethering

Where's my pancakes?

My kids are eating the fuckers.

 

[deft]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Stop all this blethering

Where's my pancakes?

We're waiting until you and @HornyKatie1979 start lezzing it up!

 

[Saltfountain]

RIP Steve Wright

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

RIP Steve Wright

That is a shock.

 

[Saltfountain]

Yup

 

[lingus60]

That is a shock.

Certainly is. Only 69 years old

 

[NorthernCardinal]

One of the most recognisable voices around. He was a brilliant dj.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

We're waiting until you and @HornyKatie1979 start lezzing it up!

You think we haven't already?

Hint - we haven't

 

[Saltfountain]

Fucking hell! Katie has an AV!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Fucking hell! Katie has an AV!

SURPRISE!