Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

I probably won't be. I'll be taking lid straight to hockey training after I finish cleaning the van down, and then won't be home till 9

Sounds like you will need late night bedtime pancakes

 

[Saltfountain]

If someone makes me them, I'll happily eat them.

I'm permanently shattered atm, and the thought of starting cooking then fills me with meh

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So is anyone not eating pancakes today?

I doubt it.

Lasagna and homemade super garlic bread is planned. Although the way I'm feeling it'll probably be a Polo mint.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Lasagna is halfway to pancakes - all those layers

 

[Saltfountain]

Lasagna is halfway to pancakes - all those layers

Puff pastry pancakes?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

So long as no-one gets an ache in their panc.

I don't know what I'm on about now.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So long as no-one gets an ache in their panc.

I don't know what I'm on about now.

I'm still waiting for you to offer me the job of cameraman for yours and @Wand3rlust's pancake sex show.

 

[lingus60]

I'm bored and anxious.

Got 3 hours to kill before a therapy session and I'm sat here shaking

All the best !

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I'm still waiting for you to offer me the job of cameraman for yours and @Wand3rlust's pancake sex show.

I'm no expert, but I don't think these amateur shows have cameramen, generally.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm no expert, but I don't think these amateur shows have cameramen, generally.

This one better have! I've already bought a new wank sock.

 

[Saltfountain]

This one better have! I've already bought a new wank sock.

Then you'd probably best not be operating the camera, ol' shaky...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Then you'd probably best not be operating the camera, ol' shaky...

Nooo, y'see that's what adds to the experience for the viewers. They'll be thinking the shaking... they're actually there, thrapping themselves like a demented chimpanzee.

Er... I think I need some morphine and a lay down.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

This one better have! I've already bought a new wank sock.

I said I needed a dozen eggs, milk and flour. Where did it say wank sock on the list?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I said I needed a dozen eggs, milk and flour. Where did it say wank sock on the list?

Er... I'm a bloke. We don't do shopping lists so I forgot. I bought seven new wank socks, a scratch-card and a Taylor Swift CD.

 

[Saltfountain]

I said I needed a dozen eggs, milk and flour. Where did it say wank sock on the list?

He's making his own special batter in it...

 

[Wand3rlust]

He's making his own special batter in it...

Eeeuuuwwww

 

[terriblesecrets]

Eeeuuuwwww

You imagined that didn't you
Good job @Saltfountain

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Er... I'm a bloke. We don't do shopping lists so I forgot. I bought seven new wank socks, a scratch-card and a Taylor Swift CD.

Typical

 

[Saltfountain]

You imagined that didn't you
Good job @Saltfountain

What else is he doing with a fucking wank sock?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

He's making his own special batter in it...

I don't need to make it. I've bottled it!

Wonky's Special Baby Batter.

On the label it says "No chunky bits."

I'm reet chuffed.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

What else is he doing with a fucking wank sock?

Keeping one foot warm?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I don't need to make it. I've bottled it!

Wonky's Special Baby Batter.

On the label it says "No chunky bits."

I'm reet chuffed.

I don't think I want any pancakes now...

 

[terriblesecrets]

Keeping one foot warm?

Some imagination

 

[Saltfountain]

Keeping one foot warm?

Only if he doesn't want to bend that foot...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I don't think I want any pancakes now...

Pfft. Fussy eater.