Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

I have never inserted a vegetable or fruit of any kind in an orifice that doesn't have teeth and a tongue.
I'm kooky like that.

You could have vagina dentata.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You could have vagina dentata.

Indeed I could.

 

[morelikeasong]

For the record, I’ve never fucked fruit. I feel like I say this a lot.

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[Lord Pmann]

Indeed I could.

 

[BrendaBear]

For the record, I’ve never fucked fruit. I feel like I say this a lot.

So… people believe you are in denial? Got It!

 

[Lord Pmann]

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I’m pretty open about the things have or would fuck. I don’t think I would lie about fruit.

 

[morelikeasong]

During a portion of my marriage, my wife would use cucumbers.
This was without me btw. She did it for her online bf.

Was it a kinky thing? Like did he ask her to do that?

Did she eat them after?

 

[Azuldrgon]

Was it a kinky thing? Like did he ask her to do that?

Did she eat them after?

He did ask her to take pics and vids of her doing things.
They were disposed of after.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

Would it be easier to ask who hasn't???
Or is that just my opinion? Lol

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

No fruits or veggies of any kind have had the privilege of entering my Cave of Wonders
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[morelikeasong]

Would it be easier to ask who hasn't???
Or is that just my opinion? Lol

let’s hear it! What produce have you had in your hooha?

 

[dawn_of_night]

He did ask her to take pics and vids of her doing things.
They were disposed of after.

They freeze easily... Which makes them nice for sensation play....
Also frozen grapes for head is nice...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Sometimes you use what you got.

 

[morelikeasong]

Also frozen grapes for head is nice...

This sounds like a ticket to having an ER doc fishing in your vagina, no?

 

[Nicefella]

I go away for a couple of hours and I miss outright GEMS by @Azuldrgon @Lord Pmann @BrendaD and that’s just all I can remember. I am never leaving this place ever again.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Who here has actually used a fruit or vegetable on their genitals or someone else’s? Any of the guys getting grapefruit blowjobs? Girls banging cucumbers?

It’s a nope for me haha

 

[dawn_of_night]

let’s hear it! What produce have you had in your hooha?

See below.... We live in the mild of the Midwest... All the free cuc_idos and zuch_members a girl can have.... And the sizes... Oh my word... mmm
Sorry. Not. Sorry.

 

[SherlockianMan]

So, in high school, my friends and I were carpooling to school and there was a story on the radio about a guy who was arrested for drunkenly having his way with pumpkins in a patch. As it was all-round Halloween, 3 of the 4 of us in the car decided to prank the other guy by buying pumpkins, cutting holes in them and spraying them inside and around the hole with whipped cream. We snuck them to his house and left them in front of his door. He had some weird explaining to do to his parents the next morning

 

[Nicefella]

I have never inserted a vegetable or fruit of any kind in an orifice that doesn't have teeth and a tongue.
I'm kooky like that.

I once reached over to feel a cucumber at the grocery store and a few brushed up against my “man fruit”. There was an old lady judging me with her disapproving eye. Fucking bitch.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This sounds like a ticket to having an ER doc fishing in your vagina, no?

The grapes where in my mouth.... For his pleasures....
Not love tunnel... Lol
I was a poor college grad.... I can't believe y'all have never....

 

[Nicefella]

They freeze easily... Which makes them nice for sensation play....
Also frozen grapes for head is nice...

Don’t eat the fruit salad at @dawn_of_night ’s house. I did. Very tangy.

 

[morelikeasong]

I once reached over to feel a cucumber at the grocery store and a few brushed up against my “man fruit”. There was an old lady judging me with her disapproving eye. Fucking bitch.

Please don’t teabag the cucumbers

 

[Lord Pmann]

He did ask her to take pics and vids of her doing things.
They were disposed of after.

The pics or the fruits?

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I once reached over to feel a cucumber at the grocery store and a few brushed up against my “man fruit”. There was an old lady judging me with her disapproving eye. Fucking bitch.

Please don’t teabag the cucumbers

And please don’t grocery shop naked

 

[Lmizzler]

Twice in one day!!! What in the holy hell is going on in here!??!?!