Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

This jammy bloke is off work until Tuesday 20th unless I get a better offer 1st

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How much?

The jackpot was £8.6 million but he had to share it with six others. His share was £1.2

This jammy bloke is off work until Tuesday 20th unless I get a better offer 1st

Oi! I'm expecting an important letter. You can't be having time off.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

The jackpot was £8.6 million but he had to share it with six others. His share was £1.2


Oi! I'm expecting an important letter. You can't be having time off.

Awesome. Probably about the same amount of time ago, my nana was in a consortium that had a jackpot share. There we're 60 in.the consortium though and the jackpot was split. I think she got 10k or so out of it.

A good friend of mines mum got 250k from 5 and the bonus ball one time

 

[lingus60]

The jackpot was £8.6 million but he had to share it with six others. His share was £1.2


Oi! I'm expecting an important letter. You can't be having time off.

Bloody ‘ell!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

... I may or may not have won some money on a TV quiz show.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I just this moment realised today is 25 years since my old man won the lotto jackpot. I feel old.

You never said you were rich. I'm suddenly much more attracted to donkeys.

 

[Saltfountain]

Reminds me of the old alas Smith & Jones sketch.. kinda lingers

Think it's further back than that. Wasn't it a song from Not The 9 O'clock News?

 

[Saltfountain]

Well I've peeled my carrots and my spuds are in the oven.....

And we're back to euphemisms...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

You never said you were rich. I'm suddenly much more attracted to donkeys.

Beastiality is still wrong, no matter how much money is involved

 

[lingus60]

Awesome. Probably about the same amount of time ago, my nana was in a consortium that had a jackpot share. There we're 60 in.the consortium though and the jackpot was split. I think she got 10k or so out of it.

A good friend of mines mum got 250k from 5 and the bonus ball one time

£500 premium bond was my only slice of luck. There’s always tomorrow though….

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Bloody ‘ell!

That was my reaction too as a young kid!

... I may or may not have won some money on a TV quiz show.

How much and which show? Can you lend me a quid?

You never said you were rich. I'm suddenly much more attracted to donkeys.

Haha, get ready for your attraction to fade.

I was to have some money set aside in a trust fund for when I reached 21. It was stolen by my uncle who spent it on a high-performance BMW who then, after not bothering to get insurance, wrote it off a week later.

 

[lingus60]

Think it's further back than that. Wasn't it a song from Not The 9 O'clock News?

Good point…could well have been. Can’t find it on the tube

 

[Saltfountain]

Good point…could well have been. Can’t find it on the tube

Didn't take long...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

£500 premium bond was my only slice of luck. There’s always tomorrow though….

I just realised I said mum instead of mam. Fucking ell. I'm turning southern.

I need to watch some Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Spender and Our Friends in the North to get my Geordieness back

 

[NorthernCardinal]

That was my reaction too as a young kid!

How much and which show? Can you lend me a quid?

Haha, get ready for your attraction to fade.

I was to have some money set aside in a trust fund for when I reached 21. It was stolen by my uncle who spent it on a high-performance BMW who then, after not bothering to get insurance, wrote it off a week later.

Eggheads... we split 13k between us. Was a pisser. Somebody won 75k a few.days before us

 

[lingus60]

That was my reaction too as a young kid!

How much and which show? Can you lend me a quid?

Haha, get ready for your attraction to fade.

I was to have some money set aside in a trust fund for when I reached 21. It was stolen by my uncle who spent it on a high-performance BMW who then, after not bothering to get insurance, wrote it off a week later.

Sounds like there’s a whole Sheffield mafia involved here

 

[Saltfountain]

I just realised I said mum instead of mam. Fucking ell. I'm turning southern.

I need to watch some Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Spender and Our Friends in the North to get my Geordieness back

I'd avoid Crocodile Shoes though. That was shite.
And anyone who suggests Byker Grove is leaving through the window....

 

[lingus60]

I just realised I said mum instead of mam. Fucking ell. I'm turning southern.

I need to watch some Auf Wiedersehn Pet, Spender and Our Friends in the North to get my Geordieness back

Don’t worry Bonnie lad. You’ll recover quickly. Just re-watched all the friends in the north episodes. Classic!
Remember the Auf Wiedersehen episode with the blood transfusion?
Psst , don’t tell @Anastasia1999

 

[lingus60]

I'd avoid Crocodile Shoes though. That was shite.
And anyone who suggests Byker Grove is leaving through the window....

Agree!

Didn't take long...

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I'd avoid Crocodile Shoes though. That was shite.
And anyone who suggests Byker Grove is leaving through the window....

I actually auditioned for Byker Grove when I was a kid. Was an extra in an episode

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Best I ever got out of the lottery was about £60. I keep telling Camelot what numbers to pick, but they insist on doing things "fairly"

 

[lingus60]

My theory is, if nobody finds the bodies... nobody needs know......

Breaking bad has some tips on that

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Breaking bad has some tips on that

One of my all time favourite shows!

 

[lingus60]

I actually auditioned for Byker Grove when I was a kid. Was an extra in an episode

This should help you rehabilitate…

 

[Anastasia1999]

Don’t worry Bonnie lad. You’ll recover quickly. Just re-watched all the friends in the north episodes. Classic!
Remember the Auf Wiedersehen episode with the blood transfusion?
Psst , don’t tell @Anastasia1999

Another show I have never watched.