Wat's Guns-N-Stuff Thread

[Wat_Tyler]

Something else for the banners to lose their fucking minds over:

And something to think about:


We’re facing a slew of challenges, from reinvigorated foreign enemies to a dedicated authoritarian movement at home. And yet, as a people, we and our elected officials seem unable to focus even for a nanosecond with enough seriousness and deliberation to muster the cooperative, can-do perseverance that once characterized the American spirit.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Guns kill people. I am a people, I think. I went to sleep last night in the presence of at least 3 loaded handguns, and . . .


I woke up this morning, quite unkilled.


How does that happen???


So I got up and made coffee - for me. None for the defective guns . . . .

 

[Bn2f]

Guns kill people. I am a people, I think. I went to sleep last night in the presence of at least 3 loaded handguns, and . . .


I woke up this morning, quite unkilled.


How does that happen???


So I got up and made coffee - for me. None for the defective guns . . . .

Anyone STILL pushing this BS talking point is dumb and not a responsible enough person to possess a firearm.

 

[Bn2f]

Who sleeps with 3 loaded guns next to them??? How sad for you.

 

[Chobham]

Maybe your guns have been stripped of their free will. The ACLU needs to get right on that.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

I think.

Woah, there. Let's not be too hasty with this one.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Who sleeps with 3 loaded guns next to them??? How sad for you.

Terrified pussies.

Woah, there. Let's not be too hasty with this one.

Challenging Derpy for the dumb shouldn't be a life goal.

 

[John_von_Neumann]

Maybe your guns have been stripped of their free will. The ACLU needs to get right on that.

Why am I not surprised that you anthropomorphize your steel penis substitute.

 

[HisArpy]

Maybe your guns have been stripped of their free will. The ACLU needs to get right on that.

Maybe he isn't really a "people" like he thinks he is?

 

[Chobham]

Maybe he isn't really a "people" like he thinks he is?

Are you saying that only "progressives" are people?

 

[HisArpy]

Are you saying that only "progressives" are people?

You'll have to ask Wat.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Are you saying that only "progressives" are people?

You wouldn't know a "progressive" if he stole your handle.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Only those beneath Wat have need to attempt to insult him. You know, those who can't keep up.


The tears. It's just so fucking sad.


https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyz2dtrbF1rdutw3o1_500.gif


In other news, there's more to cause soiled panties:

 

[DeluxAuto]

Only those beneath Wat

You have:

• Bosses you hate
• Cats who own you
• A landlord who treats you like you're a one-handed bowler
• Spend all day posting chicks you'll never bang in cars you'll never own
• Sleep with loaded weapons
• Generally, steal oxygen from the rest of us

No thanks.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I own you, because here you are . . . .


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/69/77/fd/6977fd9468b629fde4fa47bb8691e43c.jpg

 

[DeluxAuto]

Dude, cats own you. You own a fucking litterbox.

 

[Chobham]

Only those beneath Wat have need to attempt to insult him. You know, those who can't keep up.


The tears. It's just so fucking sad.


https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyz2dtrbF1rdutw3o1_500.gif


In other news, there's more to cause soiled panties:

That lever mod. is COOL!!!!

 

[coati]

Who sleeps with 3 loaded guns next to them???

Ammosexuals do.

The whole thing with Wat's titty pics is just a cover. This guy's wet dreams involve penetrating a gun barrel.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Just to straighten out a few lies:


You have:

• Bosses you hate - I like my bosses very much.
• Cats who own you - It's an honor. They'd hate you.
• A landlord who treats you like you're a one-handed bowler - I own my house and a farm in two different states. Four buildings total. The landlady is my business partner.
• Spend all day posting chicks you'll never bang in cars you'll never own - I own the cars, and you'll never bang the wenches, either. And it ain't "all day." Absolutes are lies on their face.
• Sleep with loaded weapons - In the house, yes. Sorry that upsets your vaginitis. Wait, no I'm not. You lot made up the "sleeps with" bit - as usual.
• Generally, steal oxygen from the rest of us. - Not fast enough, pussy, but I'm working on it.

So, it would seem that I don't, but you lot hate that I break the rhetorical cowshit narrative, so keep on hating, and keep on posting. Most "popular" thread on the PB.

Maybe he isn't really a "people" like he thinks he is?

LOL!!! If I were a "progressive," I'd be truly offended.

You'll have to ask Wat.

Hmmm, apparently not.

That lever mod. is COOL!!!!

I like it, too. I'd like to see one live and up close.

 

[Bn2f]

You have:

• Bosses you hate
• Cats who own you
• A landlord who treats you like you're a one-handed bowler
• Spend all day posting chicks you'll never bang in cars you'll never own
• Sleep with loaded weapons
• Generally, steal oxygen from the rest of us

No thanks.

So glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks of Kingpin every time he mentions his landlady. Except, SHE’s the one who gets my sympathy here.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Got nothing, tell lies.


And the beat(down) goes on . . . .

 

[DeluxAuto]

So glad to see I’m not the only one who thinks of Kingpin every time he mentions his landlady. Except, SHE’s the one who gets my sympathy here.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Just to straighten out a few lies:


You have:

• Bosses you hate - I like my bosses very much.
• Cats who own you - It's an honor. They'd hate you.
• A landlord who treats you like you're a one-handed bowler - I own my house and a farm in two different states. Four buildings total. The landlady is my business partner.
• Spend all day posting chicks you'll never bang in cars you'll never own - I own the cars, and you'll never bang the wenches, either. And it ain't "all day." Absolutes are lies on their face.
• Sleep with loaded weapons - In the house, yes. Sorry that upsets your vaginitis. Wait, no I'm not. You lot made up the "sleeps with" bit - as usual.
• Generally, steal oxygen from the rest of us. - Not fast enough, pussy, but I'm working on it.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Says the pussy posting in the thread with triggers.


Pussies be triggered . . . .

 

[DeluxAuto]

Says the pussy posting in the thread with triggers.


Pussies be triggered . . . .

You're really bad at this.