Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

You make a shit-flinging Chimpanzee look like a refined gentleman.

True.

But I never claimed to be trying to foster the reputation of a gentleman

 

[terriblesecrets]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Don't tell me that's all you want

 

[lingus60]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

 

[terriblesecrets]

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

Isn't it supposed to be Thongs on Thursday

 

[StrangeView]

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

You want 12" of Snow???

 

[Wriggle]

@Wand3rlust is claiming to be bright and breezy?

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

Did I miss opposite day?

 

[Wriggle]

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

 

[StrangeView]

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

Eee, ah'd luv to 'ear that lad

 

[lingus60]

Isn't it supposed to be Thongs on Thursday

Something to look forward to then….as long as I don’t have to wear one….in the snow

 

[lingus60]

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

Ecky thump!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

Looks like rain from tomorrow until Friday

 

[lingus60]

Looks like rain from tomorrow until Friday

That makes a change then…

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

You can come stay with me...

Er... Just for the snow. Honest! Yeah... the snow...

 

[Kat0069]

Don't tell me that's all you want

Well I don't want another baby...
Wouldn't say no to a winning lottery ticket!

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

Not here

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

Snap, no snow forecast for here

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Looks for aforementioned "small print"

Damn it! I was hoping you'd miss the small print thing.

The small print is unfortunately missing. If this problem persists, please DO NOT call technical support. They are aware of the issue and are in the process of fixing it... when they can be bothered. Thank you!

 

[terriblesecrets]

Well I don't want another baby...

Hahahaha, that's a #MeToo moment

Wouldn't say no to a winning lottery ticket!

Wouldn't we all love that!

 

[terriblesecrets]

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

Looks the same for the south west corner as well... Not that am craving it

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I have to drive to Wiltshire on Friday, so if the snow can hold off until after then for the south, it's all good.

 

[terriblesecrets]

I have to drive to Wiltshire on Friday, so if the snow can hold off until after then for the south, it's all good.

A little further down south by the sandy beaches it never snows.. just letting you know

 

[HornyKatie1979]

A little further down south by the sandy beaches it never snows.. just letting you know

I prefer the pebbly beaches of Sussex. Sand gets EVERYWHERE.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*Dials technical support*
"Thank you for calling.. we value your call.. you are 58th in the queue"...

I'm now 12th. Knowing my luck, I'll get to first in the queue and it'll cut out.

For fucks sake, I only wanted to order a replacement oxygen canister for my "deluxe" self-inflating sex doll - Blow Up Brenda.

 

[terriblesecrets]

I prefer the pebbly beaches of Sussex. Sand gets EVERYWHERE.

We can help clean up

 

[StrangeView]

Well I don't want another baby...

Did you sneak an Ace of Base reference in there?

 

[justanotherguy80]

Did you sneak an Ace of Base reference in there?

All that she wants is to practice making another baby. She’s gone tomorrow.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Did you sneak an Ace of Base reference in there?

Very specific memory that song brings back to me of being at the fairground in Southport with my little sister queueing for a ride in the 90s, and that song was playing SO FUCKING LOUD.