Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Shhhh, I'm trying to foster a reputation of being a lady on here!

Jesus...

You could shit in your hands and clap and foster a more ladylike reputation...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The joy one feels when you're sat on hold and the automatic voice gleefully tells you you are 57th in the queue ...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Jesus...

You could shit in your hands and clap and foster a more ladylike reputation...

You make a shit-flinging Chimpanzee look like a refined gentleman.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

I'll make a Wand3rlust Snowperson when it arrives.

Your nose resembles a carrot, right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

Don’t be mean

 

[Kat0069]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

 

[Heidi_UK]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Just in case anyone is interested. I'm now 39th in the queue...

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Just in case anyone is interested. I'm now 39th in the queue...

Is this for the elastic band ordering service?

 

[Saltfountain]

You make a shit-flinging Chimpanzee look like a refined gentleman.

True.

But I never claimed to be trying to foster the reputation of a gentleman

 

[terriblesecrets]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Don't tell me that's all you want

 

[lingus60]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

 

[terriblesecrets]

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

Isn't it supposed to be Thongs on Thursday

 

[StrangeView]

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

You want 12" of Snow???

 

[Wriggle]

@Wand3rlust is claiming to be bright and breezy?

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

Did I miss opposite day?

 

[Wriggle]

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

 

[StrangeView]

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

Eee, ah'd luv to 'ear that lad

 

[lingus60]

Isn't it supposed to be Thongs on Thursday

Something to look forward to then….as long as I don’t have to wear one….in the snow

 

[lingus60]

Also one of my karaoke tunes sang/rapped with an exaggerated Lancashire accent

Ecky thump!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

Looks like rain from tomorrow until Friday

 

[lingus60]

Looks like rain from tomorrow until Friday

That makes a change then…

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

You can come stay with me...

Er... Just for the snow. Honest! Yeah... the snow...

 

[Kat0069]

Don't tell me that's all you want

Well I don't want another baby...
Wouldn't say no to a winning lottery ticket!

Be patient.. it’s due on Thursday

Not here

Morning afternoon all.. feeling a little more "human" today. All this talk of snow, and I wants snow, but the weatherman said "no" for us in the south east corner of the UK

Snap, no snow forecast for here

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Looks for aforementioned "small print"

Damn it! I was hoping you'd miss the small print thing.

The small print is unfortunately missing. If this problem persists, please DO NOT call technical support. They are aware of the issue and are in the process of fixing it... when they can be bothered. Thank you!