Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

How many do you want? I'll ping a few though your box.

I'll take as many as you can spare.

I'm going to be really productive today and sit here flinging then at people.

 

[Daisy_Love]

It's absolutely bouncing it down.

And big snow on Thursday, too.

Send me the snow pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeee
But not the rain, thank you

 

[terriblesecrets]

I'd like some sun if anyone is sending anything my way

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I've cried off all my meetings today cos I've a lingering sore throat (which is true) and can hardly speak (which is a bare faced lie).

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

My euphemism alarm just exploded

 

[Saltfountain]

I've cried off all my meetings today cos I've a lingering sore throat (which is true) and I'm whoring it up on lit (which is also true).

FIFY

 

[daystate]

Just got back from walking the hound.
Its pissing down and Im a little more than mildly moist.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Hey all! Been a while! Forgot to set an alarm this morning and only just woke up

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My euphemism alarm just exploded

When I said I'd spend the day flicking elastic bands at people, I really just meant you.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

FIFY

Shhhh, I'm trying to foster a reputation of being a lady on here!

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

Snow can fuck off. It's cold, wet and makes everything more difficult.

Wife's from Sheffield and we were up there the last time it snowed before Christmas. Got stuck on a sodding hill trying to turn my Kia around. Took me over an hour just to do a 180.

TIL: Fuck off, snow.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

My famous photo which is on Wikipedia... The crowning achievement of my existence.

 

[Wriggle]

Send me the snow pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeee
But not the rain, thank you

Every time it rains, it rain pennies from heaven

It's growing the flowers, Daisy love

 

[Saltfountain]

When I said I'd spend the day flicking elastic bands at people, I really just meant you.

I was aware.

I also wasn't worried as I was sure you'd bring your normal level of competence to proceedings, so I just sat still and watched you miss me...

 

[Saltfountain]

Shhhh, I'm trying to foster a reputation of being a lady on here!

Jesus...

You could shit in your hands and clap and foster a more ladylike reputation...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The joy one feels when you're sat on hold and the automatic voice gleefully tells you you are 57th in the queue ...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Jesus...

You could shit in your hands and clap and foster a more ladylike reputation...

You make a shit-flinging Chimpanzee look like a refined gentleman.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

I'll make a Wand3rlust Snowperson when it arrives.

Your nose resembles a carrot, right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Snow can fuck off.

It's bright and breezy here.

Don’t be mean

 

[Kat0069]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

 

[Heidi_UK]

Morning everyone (just!)

Send me the snow please!

Informer, ya no say daddy me Snow me I go blame...
I lick he boom-boom down...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Just in case anyone is interested. I'm now 39th in the queue...

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Just in case anyone is interested. I'm now 39th in the queue...

Is this for the elastic band ordering service?