Anyone from the UK?

[terriblesecrets]

I come with a LOT of fine print.

Won't deny not having noticed them

 

[joclfc]

Since yesterday

Forks and pears have no power here

Thanks lovely

Get on the flu tablets and Whiskey, honey and warm water toddy

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I come with a LOT of fine print.

Hey NC.

I'm good thank you. How about you?

Still standing. More or less.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

It feels like someone has filled my head with mashed potato

Ugh, that's how I've been feeling the last week. Hope you're right as rain soon!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Morning all. Back to work today cos I got bored of being a lazy bitch (lol, I could do that forever).

 

[Wriggle]

Fuck.
I'm getting wet today and in the rubbish way not the sexy way

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Fuck.
I'm getting wet today and in the rubbish way not the sexy way

Never mind that...

Have you got any elastic bands? I could do with some.

 

[Wriggle]

How many do you want? I'll ping a few though your box.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Fuck.
I'm getting wet today and in the rubbish way not the sexy way

No rain round my way (yet). Lots of heavy cloud, but the sun is just poking through.

 

[Wriggle]

It's absolutely bouncing it down.

And big snow on Thursday, too.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

How many do you want? I'll ping a few though your box.

I'll take as many as you can spare.

I'm going to be really productive today and sit here flinging then at people.

 

[Daisy_Love]

It's absolutely bouncing it down.

And big snow on Thursday, too.

Send me the snow pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeee
But not the rain, thank you

 

[terriblesecrets]

I'd like some sun if anyone is sending anything my way

 

[HornyKatie1979]

I've cried off all my meetings today cos I've a lingering sore throat (which is true) and can hardly speak (which is a bare faced lie).

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

 

[Saltfountain]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

My euphemism alarm just exploded

 

[Saltfountain]

I've cried off all my meetings today cos I've a lingering sore throat (which is true) and I'm whoring it up on lit (which is also true).

FIFY

 

[daystate]

Just got back from walking the hound.
Its pissing down and Im a little more than mildly moist.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Hey all! Been a while! Forgot to set an alarm this morning and only just woke up

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

My euphemism alarm just exploded

When I said I'd spend the day flicking elastic bands at people, I really just meant you.

 

[HornyKatie1979]

FIFY

Shhhh, I'm trying to foster a reputation of being a lady on here!

 

[Heidi_UK]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

Snow can fuck off. It's cold, wet and makes everything more difficult.

Wife's from Sheffield and we were up there the last time it snowed before Christmas. Got stuck on a sodding hill trying to turn my Kia around. Took me over an hour just to do a 180.

TIL: Fuck off, snow.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm glad I live in Sheffield right now. It's been named as England's snowiest city.

I love the white stuff. I'll always remember the dumping we had in 2009. Our road was blocked for two weeks, we had 31 inches.

My famous photo which is on Wikipedia... The crowning achievement of my existence.

 

[Wriggle]

Send me the snow pretty pleaseeeeeeeeeee
But not the rain, thank you

Every time it rains, it rain pennies from heaven

It's growing the flowers, Daisy love

 

[Saltfountain]

When I said I'd spend the day flicking elastic bands at people, I really just meant you.

I was aware.

I also wasn't worried as I was sure you'd bring your normal level of competence to proceedings, so I just sat still and watched you miss me...