Anyone from the UK?

[Heidi_UK]

Could've sworn yesterday was Friday.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning

No fooling you, is there?

 

[Daisy_Love]

Time to start an awesome new week!

I am embracing Monday cautiously

 

[Biggalute]

Morning everyone, it's a public holiday here in Ireland in aid of St Brigit, she of the famous crosses.
No rest for us naughty non believers, I'm on nights tonight so need to get more sleep, don't disturb me

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ugh, I didn't want to wake up. This donkey was getting laid.

G'morning guys and girls.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ugh, I didn't want to wake up. This donkey was getting laid.

G'morning guys and girls.

Morning! I’m already crushing Monday - good start to the week!

 

[Japansurfer]

It’s a good day! Good morning all
Love the positive vibes on a Monday. LFG

 

[Saltfountain]

Currently, I am giving Monday a good fisting

Autocunt can fuck off insisting on changing it to fishing though....

 

[deft]

Afternoon all...still feeling meh...this cold can do one now...

Mine's hanging on too...

 

[Japansurfer]

Afternoon all...still feeling meh...this cold can do one now...

Get well soon. Lotsoff crap flying around rn 5 of my team out because of this

 

[Japansurfer]

Takes a while to get rid of. I’m just healthy now from early Jan

 

[Saltfountain]

Smell checker, I've had enough of your shirt

Fucking kids, no respect for their elders

I happen to like my shirt

 

[Heidi_UK]

Currently, I am giving Monday a good fisting

Autocunt can fuck off insisting on changing it to fishing though....

I spent too much money on a Lovense Autocunt once

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good afternoon lovelies this morning I have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, and listened the lamentations of their women, and had some lunch.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Im in awe of your monday-ness... I've only sneezed a few times and made two cups of coffee, and even that was a challenge

When I have a cold I barely get out of bed - I have a very understanding husband

 

[joclfc]

Morning all
hada lay in till 11.45 today Got work 3pm till 9am tomorrow

 

[Saltfountain]

Good afternoon lovelies this morning I have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, and listened the lamentations of their women, and had some lunch.

Nothing better than a good vanquishing of a Monday...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Nothing better than a good vanquishing of a Monday...

Tuesday is already shivering in anticipation!

 

[Saltfountain]

Tuesday is already shivering in anticipation!

That's the cold trickle of fear running down it's leg...

 

[Daisy_Love]

Morning all
hada lay in till 11.45 today Got work 3pm till 9am tomorrow

I was jealous till I seen the 3pm till 9am

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Afternoon. Still coughing up phlegm. I'm sure you've all never wanted me more.

Forgot to say it was bins last night. Brown recycling wheely bin (plastics, glass and tins), green plastic box (card and paper) and the black and orange food waste bin.

All the sex!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Afternoon. Still coughing up phlegm. I'm sure you've all never wanted me more.

Forgot to say it was bins last night. Brown recycling wheely bin (plastics, glass and tins), green plastic box (card and paper) and the black and orange food waste bin.

All the sex!

Hope they didnt get blown over - if they did it could get too exciting for us

 

[Saltfountain]

Afternoon. Still coughing up phlegm. I'm sure you've all never wanted me more.

Forgot to say it was bins last night. Brown recycling wheely bin (plastics, glass and tins), green plastic box (card and paper) and the black and orange food waste bin.

All the sex!

No no no, bin night is tonight

Green bin with all the mixed recycling in it

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Hope they didnt get blown over - if they did it could get too exciting for us

It was a bit windy, but not enough for a behind the bins blow job.