Anyone from the UK?

[Lucy351]

@Saltfountain that has made me chuckle

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Wrap your arm around it's neck, all sexy like, then pull it's head back by it's hair. Place your other hand round its throat, slowly increasing the pressure, and tell Monday how hard you're going to fuck it in the ass.

Then punch it in the bollocks

Well at least we now know Monday is a man - how bad can it be

 

[KuriousCupid]

Wrap your arm around it's neck, all sexy like, then pull it's head back by it's hair. Place your other hand round its throat, slowly increasing the pressure, and tell Monday how hard you're going to fuck it in the ass.

Then punch it in the bollocks

Well at least we now know Monday is a man - how bad can it be

Nah, Monday's a bitch

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Nah, Monday's a bitch

But then Monday is the goodest girl - and needs her ears tickled and belly rubbed

 

[Saltfountain]

Nah, Monday's a bitch

Really? Turns up where it's neither wanted nor welcome. Slides into your weekend and then assumes you're happy for it to fuck you in the ass for 5 days?

Monday is the worst kind of lit male

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Really? Turns up where it's neither wanted nor welcome. Slides into your weekend and then assumes you're happy for it to fuck you in the ass for 5 days?

Monday is the worst kind of lit male

Did I just hear a mic drop?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Monday's a bitch
Tuesday's a cunt

 

[Saltfountain]

Did I just hear a mic drop?

Is that a good thing? I try to look after mine. They're expensive you know...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Is that a good thing? I try to look after mine. They're expensive you know...

Oh its worth the odd scratch

 

[Saltfountain]

Monday's a bitch
Tuesday's a cunt

Wednesday thinks that because it labels itself a Dom then it can demand anything of anyone it chooses.

Thursday is that manager who you think is your friend but works behind your back to get you fired so they can employ their mate.

Friday buys you a beer and massages your shoulders whilst apologising for making you finish off the shit his cunty mates gave you previously.

 

[Fufumberuk]

Craig David will have a field day with these descriptions of days of the week

 

[Saltfountain]

Craig David will have a field day with these descriptions of days of the week

He's a complete Tuesday

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.....its Monday (and steps back with a coffee to admire the chaos).

 

[Polranny]

Dog just woke me up. Now I can't sleep

 

[terriblesecrets]

Well I finally managed to wake up!
Good morning all, hope Monday is good to all of you
Dreading going back after a longish weekend.. people who cover for my work on my day off seem to leave my work folders a in a bit of a mess so will have some amount of additional work today. Totally not looking forward to it

 

[Polranny]

Same here, wet nose in my face ay 6.15!

Mine was howling. He is a lovely lad but has separation anxiety

 

[Noor]

Same here, wet nose in my face ay 6.15!

Where does your dog sleep?

 

[Wriggle]

I'm wishing Happy Mondays for everyone

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning everyone!

 

[lingus60]

Good morning all. A new week beckons

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning, you beautiful lot
Monday is upon us!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning, you beautiful lot
Monday is upon us!

Time to start an awesome new week!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Morning all. You've been a chatty bunch since I last checked in.
Woke up with a cold and sore sinuses so I'm feeling a-maz-ing!

 

[lingus60]

Morning all. You've been a chatty bunch since I last checked in.
Woke up with a cold and sore sinuses so I'm feeling a-maz-ing!

Yep. It’s been a busy, busy thread.
Hope you’re feeling better soon !