What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[Dapperguy]

Here are a few of mine:
a. Fucking a whore while we wear wellington boots (Hunter’s not Dunlop’s).
b. Having a whore suck my cock while I do the Times crossword.
c. Giving a whore anal sex while I eat a chicken burrito.
d. Gutting fish on the naked torso of a whore, before smearing it with the guts.
e. Fore playing a whore’s clitoris with raw pig’s liver.
f. Peeling potatoes while a whore scrubs her cunt with an emery board.

 

[Nadinet]

jodhpurs and riding boots!

 

[Dapperguy]

jodhpurs and riding boots!

I’ve tried them both. The jodhpurs caused a rash on her pussy due to friction burns caused by the continual ingress of the foot pump. Try bread mode on a food mixer while she puts her nipples in a paper shredder. This gives the biggest turn on hardon I can ever achieve.
What could I do to you to turn you right discharge on, Sweetcumshotintheeye?

 

[Crownvic]

I never was into feet till recently either. Not full on for me, but I find a good pair of feet very arousing.

And hands too. A friend of mine was showing me her hands one time recently and I was extremely aroused. It was like something went off in my head.

Woman’s sexy hands and feet are My kryptonite..

 

[Nightspeed]

Long hair in a bun with messy bits falling all over. So fucking sexy.

YES

 

[Nightspeed]

Hairy arm pits on women.

The first time I saw a girl with unshaven arm pits was in high school, long ago in the early 1980s. She was the younger sister of a girl I was going out with. My gf shaved hers and refused to go natural. So, I thought about the sister a lot. A LOT.

 

[Orlando30]

Women with hairy armpits. Have no idea why, because I much prefer smooth shaved pussies. But a woman showing of the "bush" under her arms really gets me going for whatever reason. Don't see it very much though, and never in my personal life.

Oh yeah! I rarely see it, but last year I was lucky. I was working in another office, it was summer, and a nice female colleague was wearing a t-shirt with wide sleeves. At some moment, she stretched her arms up, and I could see that she had unshaved armpits. That was exciting!

 

[Tayloroc]

Oh yeah! I rarely see it, but last year I was lucky. I was working in another office, it was summer, and a nice female colleague was wearing a t-shirt with wide sleeves. At some moment, she stretched her arms up, and I could see that she had unshaved armpits. That was exciting!

And the scent…

 

[Orlando30]

And the scent…

I wasn't close enough, I saw it from a few metres away. But looking at her face, I believe she knew that I did see it. Would have loved to smell it. She was blonde, around 30 years old, and a very nice girl.

I tried to convince my girlfriend a couple of times to grow it out, but she doesn't want to. She used to shave her pussy bare, but I could convince her to grow out a full bush on her pussy. But hairy armpits is a no-go for her, despite that I've told her often that I would enjoy it. The longest she has gone without shaving her armpits is two weeks, and her hair grows very slow, so even after two weeks there was not that much.

 

[Tayloroc]

It’s a start!!

 

[ffdan]

The darker skin tones between her ass cheeks and around her asshole.

 

[Tayloroc]

The darker skin tones between her ass cheeks and around her asshole.

That’s sexy..

 

[JessGabriel]

I often have an odd attraction and fascination with noses and their shapes. It's probably the artist in me. I've often started crushing on someone based on their schnoz.

 

[steelyblue73]

Can I get an extra sheet of paper?

 

[PMarky2]

Muse's acne scars.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Thunderstorms️

 

[TongueLust]

Cauldrons.

 

[CuckedbyBBC]

I’m pretty sure my wife will never cheat on me, but it really turns me on to sniff her panties and inspect her clothes in the rare occasions she goes to a happy hour or concert without me. Also, I travel for work once in a while, and I like to search her draws and the trash for a used condom or some evidence a guy came by and fucked her. The weird thing about it is I’m doing it in hopes she did fuck someone.

I also like to look at her search history for any evidence of porn. 9 years, never found anything. I want insights into what she likes. The weird thing is I’m always hoping it’s BBC or gangbang porn, or something extreme like that.

 

[RingLuvr]

Women's gold jewelry

 

[CurtGiles46]

Having my neighbors see or know something that emasculates me, like finding out I’m a cuckold or a crossdresser, or I have a really small penis.

 

[ThunderTongue69]

This may sound strange but when I see the little stretch marks (not the huge ones) the subtle marks across her belly and down inside her thighs that say "I've been pregnant and may still be fertile for YOU" as well as slightly hairy and plump pussy lips, gets me hard as a rock every time.

 

[Bisexguy70]

The smell of sweaty womans feet. Its intoxicating especially after wearing nylons all day. As soon as I smell it my cock twitches and i immediately get hard

 

[Japansurfer]

Eating a creampie

 

[Bisexguy70]

I thought of another. Being at my Dentist and him using whatever he used to keep my jaw open for hos pleasure. I picture him whipping his cock out and making me take it in my mouth. I suppose thats what got me through my root canal procedure. I also thought of it at the oral surgeon when removing my wisdom tooth. I imagined waking up and tasting semen where he took advantage of me when sedating me.

 

[Superfungurl]

IDK if it is weird, but...my favorite word in the English language is "cock"...and just hearing it, well...it's "moving"...literally.