Yes, No, Hell Yes Or No Or Don't Care...

Who told you to take a romantic angle anyway?
I'll gladly play along.
But wait...you thought "toy with me" was sweet?? 🀨 You've been naughty this whole time. A wolf in sheep's clothing. Ooo, that's bingo!
Haha! You started to figure out my angle so I wanted to mix it up. Always keep them guessing and wanting more.

Yes, a perfect gentleman on the outside, and very naughty boy on the inside.
 
No. I grew up in Michigan and skated every winter playing hockey. I was terrible on skates because I don't have the ankles for it.

Ever skinny dipped in a lake with others?
Ha, you need ankle specifics for skating? Tragic.
Hell yes.

Ever unban yourself on Lit? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
No. Hot pic though.

Ever wanted to catch a bunch of bees for fun?
 

Ha, you need ankle specifics for skating? Tragic.

No. Hot pic though.

Ever wanted to catch a bunch of bees for fun?
Not wanting to. Was camping with my kids gathering fire wood and stepped in a nest. Multiple bee stings. My ex-wife was allergic, i wasn't.

Ever make out in a tree fort or other childhood fort?
 
Would not know any celebrity chefs worth making out with. But definitely would if I did...in the kitchen, of course.

Do you believe in unicorns? (Beware of double entendres)
Hell yes. I’ve even worn them over my nipples πŸ˜‰πŸ¦„

Do you like red wine?
 
Would not know any celebrity chefs worth making out with. But definitely would if I did...in the kitchen, of course.

Do you believe in unicorns? (Beware of double entendres)
Lol, maybe stop trying to trip me up and I wouldn't have to step around double meaning mines.
No, I don't.

Do you believe in soulmates?
 
Not keen on getting murdered, so that's a no.

Would you walk on shards of broken glass if it meant someone else would experience 1 month of happiness?
Murdered? Do you live by NY Central Park or something?

Shards of glass? Where do you get these questions from? Are you a psychiatrist or something doing an eval on me? πŸ˜‚ Yes, I would, with shoes on. πŸ˜‰

Ever wake up in a place and not know how you got there?
 
Murdered? Do you live by NY Central Park or something?

Shards of glass? Where do you get these questions from? Are you a psychiatrist or something doing an eval on me? πŸ˜‚ Yes, I would, with shoes on. πŸ˜‰

Ever wake up in a place and not know how you got there?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚fuck you, pablo, respectfully.
You did find a loophole. I forgot to say barefoot. Again, go fuck yourself πŸ˜‡. Kindly.

Yes, then the sleep wore off and I remembered I was at a sleepover.

Would you spend 2 days exploring the depths of the ocean for research?
 
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚fuck you, pablo, respectfully.
You did find a loophole. I forgot to say barefoot. Again, go fuck yourself πŸ˜‡. Kindly.

Yes, then the sleep wore off and I remembered I was at a sleepover.

Would you spend 2 days exploring the depths of the ocean for research?
Be careful what you tell me what to do. πŸ˜‰

Perhaps you don't recall my mentioning that I served aboard a submarine. I spent 3 months at a time in the depths of the ocean. Not doing research though.

Would you bathe with a tub full of (real) frogs?

(Note the closing of the loophole. Live and learn, bingo champ.)
 
Be careful what you tell me what to do. πŸ˜‰

Perhaps you don't recall my mentioning that I served aboard a submarine. I spent 3 months at a time in the depths of the ocean. Not doing research though.

Would you bathe with a tub full of (real) frogs?

(Note the closing of the loophole. Live and learn, bingo champ.)
You're cruisin for a bruisin. Obviously, I didn't mean being in the ocean aboard a submarine. The judges will no longer award partial credit to those who aren't trying.

For money, and they're nonpoisonous, yes I would.

Would you rap a diss track to your least favorite celeb?
 
You're cruisin for a bruisin. Obviously, I didn't mean being in the ocean aboard a submarine. The judges will no longer award partial credit to those who aren't trying.

For money, and they're nonpoisonous, yes I would.

Would you rap a diss track to your least favorite celeb?
That was a logic trap, sweetheart. If the tub was already full, there would be no room for you. (Waiting for more "go fuck yourself's." Like I said, be careful. πŸ˜‰)

Sure, I just wouldn't share it.

Did you ever jump off a bridge, for the thrill of it, and if so how high was it?
 
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