Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Is it on a Monday? If not, then it’s not the worst day of the week.

It is if you have to lug out giant rolling garbage and compost bins.. and carry recycling bin and bag … in the rain.
Also sorting through your fridge to ensure you get all your food waste and scraps… misc leftovers that didn’t get eaten.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think sometimes Tuesday can be worse than Monday. Because Tuesday sees Monday and is like "I can top that shit. Hold my beer."

You see Monday coming but Tuesday lulls you into a false sense of security.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You see Monday coming but Tuesday lulls you into a false sense of security.

Tuesday is the ugly stepchild of Monday … I’ve said this for years.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It is if you have to lug out giant rolling garbage and compost bins.. and carry recycling bin and bag … in the rain.
Also sorting through your fridge to ensure you get all your food waste and scraps… misc leftovers that didn’t get eaten.

These seem like a lot of controllable problems?

A) move somewhere it doesn’t rain.
B) eat your leftovers.

Bam problems solved!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That definitely helps. That's the spoonful of titty sugar to make the Tuesday medicine go down.

Spoonful of titty sugar killed it at…sigh I need new material.

 

[crazychemgirl]

These seem like a lot of controllable problems?

A) move somewhere it doesn’t rain.
B) eat your leftovers.

Bam problems solved!

Oh yeah… I will address those both.

A) suck
B) my dick

(I can’t remember what movie that is from, but I can hear it in my head)

 

[__Nathan1968]

Tuesday can suck my balls. But never does.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The worst day of the week … HAS to be … garbage, recycling and compost day.

They don't do recycling here..

And haven't been anywhere that did compost pick up....

 

[crazychemgirl]

They don't do recycling here..

And haven't been anywhere that did compost pick up....

What?!!

I mean, what?!!!!!


How? Why? What?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh yeah… I will address those both.

A) suck
B) my dick

(I can’t remember what movie that is from, but I can hear it in my head)

You probably have an 11 incher don't you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh yeah… I will address those both.

A) suck
B) my dick

(I can’t remember what movie that is from, but I can hear it in my head)

Oh oh oh …. Found it!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh yeah… I will address those both.

A) suck
B) my dick

(I can’t remember what movie that is from, but I can hear it in my head)

Yes ma’am

*gets out kneepads*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What?!!

I mean, what?!!!!!


How? Why? What?

I can address all of these...

A. #smalltownlife

B. Have had compost in the back yard, just no pick up for it from the garbage company.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes ma’am

*gets out kneepads*

Oh wait I’ve been reading that other thread.

 

[__Nathan1968]

What?!!

I mean, what?!!!!!


How? Why? What?

How do you get internet in the 1950s?

 

[Bry1313]

They don't do recycling here..

And haven't been anywhere that did compost pick up....

Where do you live…..the 1950’s?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it on a Monday? If not, then it’s not the worst day of the week.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[LupineOne]

But Tuesday is taco themed…..and titty themed.

Good point.
Boobs make everything better. And so do tacos.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh wait I’ve been reading that other thread.
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What an ADORABLE doggo!!!

 

[Bry1313]

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What an ADORABLE doggo!!!

Oh that’s not mine (my bitch is waaaaaaaay sexier) . Google images has plenty of pictures of women and children with their heads hanging over the bed, but a dearth of men. Homophobia hurts us all. But no one more than me and my comedic bits.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Side note, fun fact about me, in general I give exactly zero shits about what anyone thinks about me in public. Don’t care if they like my hair or not or think I should wear different color or whatever. Don’t care.

But I really do care that my dog rules. I’m just not man enough to have an unattractive dog. The one time my wife adopted an ugly annoying dog, I made her walk it while I walked the pretty one and basked in the reflected glory of the compliments she always gets.

Everyone’s got some sins on the soul.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Side note, fun fact about me, in general I give exactly zero shits about what anyone thinks about me in public. Don’t care if they like my hair or not or think I should wear different color or whatever. Don’t care.

But I really do care that my dog rules. I’m just not man enough to have an unattractive dog. The one time my wife adopted an ugly annoying dog, I made her walk it while I walked the pretty one and basked in the reflected glory of the compliments she always gets.

Everyone’s got some sins on the soul.

I too only like my designer dogs. They're beautiful!

 

[Bry1313]

I too only like my designer dogs. They're beautiful!
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That’s so much poop

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s so much poop

Indeed, but this time if year it's easy to scoop. It's all frozen. Poop-sicles, if you will

In all seriousness though, my vet had to reschedule from two weeks ago and is coming at 11 to put my old guy to sleep. He's almost 14, has arthritis everywhere, and terrible inflammation. I adore his fuzzy face, but it's selfish of me to keep him here when he's in such pain constantly.