A list of rude words in Literotica stories by frequency.

[TheRedChamber]

I'm bored and avoiding work. For that reason and no other, here is a list of rude sex words and miscellaneous body parts by how many Literotica stories contain them:

(You all know sometimes words have two meaning)

626,054 the (representing probably very close to the total number of stories on Lit)
574,213 hand
560,822 face
517,136 legs
499,042 lips
480,994 cock
440,892 tongue
436,894 fuck
436,874 pussy
422,493 ass
410,749 cum
400,848 sex
392,907 breasts
383,154 kiss
378,406 nipples
376,550 chest
374,226 orgasm
364,073 finger
354,378 neck
347,687 feet
309,633 clit
295,204 balls
291,804 throat
281,786 panties
249,922 bra
247,900 dick
247,708 tits
234,623 shaft
206,943 shit
207,186 foot
205,454 cunt
156,989 slut
151,239 bitch
146,386 asshole
142,608 penis
102,232 vagina
093,737 whore
088,998 semen
084,019 anal
078,977 labia
073,637 clitoris
071,553 dildo
050,743 condom
049,090 piss
048,441 vibrator
041,077 spunk
037,505 arse
034,679 sphincter
034,189 cervix
028,020 testicles
026,924 vulva
024,470 rectum
022,788 areola
010,064 arsehole
009,790 tart
006,055 fanny
003,291 schlong
000,426 todger

Feel free to add to the list if perchance, your existence is as meaningless as mine is.

(I know I included a lot of female slurs, but not male ones - that's because I couldn't think of many non-body related ones, it's not some kind of statement)

 

[Kumquatqueen]

How do you do that?
Can you do 'breast' ? Should have more than breasts.

Cervix scores higher that I'd have expected. Impregnation stories?

 

[TheRedChamber]

Just go to the search page and type your word in.

211,468 breast

Actually lower than breasts.

 

[Bramblethorn]

How do you do that?
Can you do 'breast' ? Should have more than breasts.

Cervix scores higher that I'd have expected. Impregnation stories?

https://search.literotica.com/?query=breast

Shows 211,468 stories, so actually lower than "breasts" - I guess it's searching on the exact word rather than "word containing". [edit: ah, I see TheRedChamber replied while I was writing!]

"cervix" on its own gets 34,189 hits.

"cervix AND (pregnant OR pregnancy OR impregnate OR impregnated OR impregnating)" only gets 10,874 hits; maybe some are using other terms, but I'm guessing a lot of the other 23k are stories where the guy's cock is long enough to hit the woman's cervix.

 

[Britva415]

stories where the guy's cock is long enough to hit the woman's cervix

It doesn't take that much. Getting up into the posterior fornix (the other side of the cervix, the "female P spot" or the "cul de sac"), that's a job for a long dong.

 

[12oclocktales]

No bottom? I love bottom.

 

[AG31]

Thanks so much! This is invaluable!!! Is there an irony emoji?????

 

[samhasstories]

60 hits for "tallywhacker." We can do better than that.

(Same amount for "tallywacker," which is confusing.)

 

[HectorBidon]

60 hits for "tallywhacker." We can do better than that.

(Same amount for "tallywacker," which is confusing.)

They are actually two different sets of stories, one set in which the word is spelled one way and one in which it is spelled the other. Quite a coincidence that there are 60 stories in each set.

One of the citations is the seminal but not-often-enough-remembered reference work The Dubious Dictionary by MathGirl. Although it is incomplete and does not shed light on any possible etymological or semantic distinction between "tallywack" and "tallywhack," it does offer several suggestions for the list of rude words, including:

000,001 bicapitate

BICAPITATE: Having two heads.* E.g. "Goddammit, Arnold, I don't care iffen ya got a bicapitate tallywhacker. Ya ain't agetting thet thang nowheres near me."

 

[lovecraft68]

Here's one for the high and mighty who screech about it being against the rules to write about teens

There are 23k+ stories with teen in the title/tag or story itself at some point.

https://search.literotica.com/?query=teen

Non consent is not allowed at Lit

34K + stories with Rape in the title tag or story itself

https://search.literotica.com/?query=rape

 

[AwkwardlySet]

More than half stories have no balls... Pussies, (in) all of them, I tells ya!