Anyone from the UK?

Morning all


I quite like a Bristolian accent!

Damage report: fence still intact, no foreign items in garden, bins all accounted for.

Wonky - hope your head is ok!

Thank you! But in case I don't make it, I want all my worldly possessions to be passed out around the room and for all the ladies to get together and wail in grief for me... Before all getting naked and having a mass orgy. Purely to remember me, you understand?

I'm going to close my eyes and try and catch up on some zeds!
 
Thank you! But in case I don't make it, I want all my worldy possessions to be passed out around the room and for all the ladies to get together and wail in grief for me... Before all getting naked and having a mass orgy. Purely to remember me, you understand?

I'm going to close my eyes and try and catch up on some zeds!
messaged received and understood.
 
My neck was almost hanging by a thread!

I was out in the yard at 3:30am with the dog, making sure all was well as she's afraid of the wind. Suddenly I hear a smash and there a smashed roof tile on the floor (not mine). So i am bending down to pick it up and I get clobbered on the back of the head by another!

Meanwhile the dog had decided she'd had enough and left me outside dodging death.

Wonky was nearly brown bread. I'm not being dramatic, shut up! Where's my blowjob?
do you not have a henry the vacuum?
 
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