Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

God, such a drama queen.

Did noone care?

I HAD A BIN DOWN!

jeez.

 

[Saltfountain]

My accent makes "couldn't" sound like "cunt".
So not posh.

My accent makes "cunt" sound like "CUNT!"

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't have an accent.

 

[Saltfountain]

God, such a drama queen.

Did noone care?

I HAD MY KNICKERS DOWN!

jeez.

FIFY

 

[Saltfountain]

I don't have an accent.

That's right Mother Brown. And you never get your knees up either...

Excuse me a moment, I have a barrel to roll out...

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

God, such a drama queen.

Did noone care?

I HAD A BIN DOWN!

jeez.

*Hits Wand3r over the head and drags her off by the hair to a private cave.*

I have such a way with women...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I don't have an accent.

My accent was driven out of me in school - the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

 

[Saltfountain]

My accent was driven out of me in school - the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain

The pants in Hants drop mainly by the... er... plants?

 

[LucieLou007]

Morning all, talking of accents i probably have one of the worst. Pure bristolian

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've got my normal voice and my telephone voice. I'm posh y'see.

Morning all, talking of accents i probably have one of the worst. Pure bristolian

Ooh you poor thing! Nice new avatar by the way.

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning all, talking of accents i probably have one of the worst. Pure bristolian

It'll be better than mine. I had a vocal cord severed during my first op so my voice is fucked

 

[LucieLou007]

Anyone can do a bristolian accent like mine, just put "er" on the end of everything

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It'll be better than mine. I had a vocal cord severed during my first op so my voice is fucked

Davros the Dalek, is that you?

 

[Saltfountain]

Davros the Dalek, is that you?

My skin isn't smooth enough to be Davros

 

[justanotherguy80]

God, such a drama queen.

Did noone care?

I HAD A BIN DOWN!

jeez.

My en suite bathroom extractor vent was flapping in the wind. I heard it. HEARD IT, I tell you.

 

[Kat0069]

Morning all

Morning all, talking of accents i probably have one of the worst. Pure bristolian

I quite like a Bristolian accent!

Damage report: fence still intact, no foreign items in garden, bins all accounted for.

Wonky - hope your head is ok!

 

[Daisy_Love]

God, such a drama queen.

Did noone care?

I HAD A BIN DOWN!

jeez.

I don't have an accent.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/2f5774f8a7ce198f93bce332f5963a38/tumblr_myyg2sC3V81sqlh8qo3_250.gif

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning all


I quite like a Bristolian accent!

Damage report: fence still intact, no foreign items in garden, bins all accounted for.

Wonky - hope your head is ok!

Thank you! But in case I don't make it, I want all my worldly possessions to be passed out around the room and for all the ladies to get together and wail in grief for me... Before all getting naked and having a mass orgy. Purely to remember me, you understand?

I'm going to close my eyes and try and catch up on some zeds!

 

[Kat0069]

My en suite bathroom extractor vent was flapping in the wind. I heard it. HEARD IT, I tell you.

You think you had issues, we had a power cut overnight and it reset my coffee machine so I got a small, weak coffee this morning.

 

[Kat0069]

Thank you! But in case I don't make it, I want all my worldy possessions to be passed out around the room and for all the ladies to get together and wail in grief for me... Before all getting naked and having a mass orgy. Purely to remember me, you understand?

I'm going to close my eyes and try and catch up on some zeds!

messaged received and understood.

 

[justanotherguy80]

You think you had issues, we had a power cut overnight and it reset my coffee machine so I got a small, weak coffee this morning.

Ok, all joking aside, that is actually serious. Weak coffee is *not* ok.

 

[Btq97]

It was binmagedon on the drive in
There were at least 5 dead bins lay unloved in the street
I stopped counting at 5
I have bin shock

 

[Btq97]

My neck was almost hanging by a thread!

I was out in the yard at 3:30am with the dog, making sure all was well as she's afraid of the wind. Suddenly I hear a smash and there a smashed roof tile on the floor (not mine). So i am bending down to pick it up and I get clobbered on the back of the head by another!

Meanwhile the dog had decided she'd had enough and left me outside dodging death.

Wonky was nearly brown bread. I'm not being dramatic, shut up! Where's my blowjob?

do you not have a henry the vacuum?

 

[Btq97]

I don't have an accent.

Not since attending the Dick Van Dyke school of accents

 

[WriterLust94]

Anyone can do a bristolian accent like mine, just put "er" on the end of everything

Mine requires the occasional 'ooarh' on the end