Anyone from the UK?

[Saltfountain]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... That's all.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... That's all.

You make a lovely couple

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where does that leave us 'couldn't give a shit either way' people?

 

[Saltfountain]

You made a lovely couple

FIFY

Not hanging around anyone who sees me as an enemy

He's dead to me...

 

[Saltfountain]

Where does that leave us 'couldn't give a shit either way' people?

About what?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... That's all.

About this

 

[Saltfountain]

About this

He's already promoted you to head of security. To keep the likes of me away...

 

[Tigertiger55]

I did.

She didn't offer blowjobs in store when you spent over £20. Fucking tightwads.

She should work in Burger King

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

FIFY

Not hanging around anyone who sees me as an enemy

He's dead to me...

You're the one calling me a gelding. Do you know how much I'm paying in therapy bills? I don't make much to begin with on account that I'm a FUCKING DONKEY!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Where does that leave us 'couldn't give a shit either way' people?

Pfft. Last time I make you Head Of Security.

All I wanted was to give some people a exciting career in my future sex shop.

But noooooo...

 

[Saltfountain]

Sorry, did someone hear something there?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

 

[SmoothTalker80]

You're the one calling me a gelding. Do you know how much I'm paying in therapy bills? I don't make much to begin with on account that I'm a FUCKING DONKEY!

You're fucking a donkey??????

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

Now what have I been volunteered for?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Did you reveal her secret?

She is a he?

 

[Saltfountain]

Morning fuckers!

Did he get banned again?

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning

 

[Wriggle]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

Head cashier?
So I'm like the face they have to look at when they pay for their head?

That's going to cause major buyers remorse.

 

[Spanky1372]

Morning sunshines

 

[cdstefi]

Today is going to be a good day. Fluked Wordle on my first guess.

It's also going to be an expensive one (15 y/o and much loved car getting some pre-MOT fixes)

 

[Daisy_Love]

Morning UKers!!
Happy Friidayyyyy

 

[Saltfountain]

Welcome to -5

 

[Daisy_Love]

Welcome to -5

It was -8 when I took my boy to work this morning at half 5

 

[lingus60]

Morning all

 

[Saltfountain]

It was -8 when I took my boy to work this morning at half 5

Ouch!

It felt similar when I was loading the van at the fatnat 5am