Anyone from the UK?

[Tigertiger55]

Haha fortunately it was a group order, or unfortunately ? Who knows

 

[SSCoops8421]

anyone wanna chat im bored

 

[Spanky1372]

Various fluids? Hmm, like haemorrhoid cream and WD40? Asking for a friend...

That'll do it, just don't pick your nose or scratch your eye while you're doing it.

 

[Spanky1372]

Todays highlight: Spending £35 on Burger King and being asked to pay 20p per sauce afterwards
Pub I think
Hope everyone had a great day!

At least you didn't get the chefs "special sauce".

 

[Spanky1372]

anyone wanna chat im bored

Not an f'ing chance....you were banned last night. Although the Russian roulette part of my brain says do it.

 

[Spanky1372]

Not an f'ing chance....you were banned last night. Although the Russian roulette part of my brain says do it.

 

[Tigertiger55]

At least you didn't get the chefs "special sauce".

Especially if he’s charged 20p for it.

 

[Spanky1372]

Especially if he’s charged 20p for it.

Hopefully it came in a sealed packet.

 

[Spanky1372]

Hopefully it came in a sealed packet.

I've just reread that..

 

[Spanky1372]

Right muchachos I'm off to watch Halo, have a lovely evening, try not to get banned.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I got banned from Debenhams once..

All because of that perving misunderstanding in the women's dressing rooms...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I got banned from Debenhams once..

All because of that perving misunderstanding in the women's dressing rooms...

do tell......

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

do tell......

T'is a joke. I didn't get banned from Debenhams...




It was Victoria's Secret.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

T'is a joke. I didn't get banned from Debenhams...




It was Victoria's Secret.

Did you reveal her secret?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Did you reveal her secret?

I did.

She didn't offer blowjobs in store when you spent over £20. Fucking tightwads.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I did.

She didn't offer blowjobs in store when you spent over £20. Fucking tightwads.

The policy must have changed after i left then

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The policy must have changed after i left then

If you truly cared about customer service you'd give me mine that I missed out on.

Hang on, I'll go find my receipt so you don't think I'm trying to con you into giving me oral sex. Pfft, who would DO such a thing?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

If you truly cared about customer service you'd give me mine that I missed out on.

Hang on, I'll go find my receipt so you don't think I'm trying to con you into giving me oral sex. Pfft, who would DO such a thing?

You might have to purchase vouchers

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You might have to purchase vouchers

Pfft. I might say screw Victoria's Secret and set up my own shop. Wonky's Not So Secret.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Pfft. I might say screw Victoria's Secret and set up my own shop. Wonky's Not So Secret.

As long as you offer blow jobs you will be fine

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

 

[Saltfountain]

Well I won't be giving them. I'll hire you. I promote you to Head Blowjob Giver.

@Wand3rlust can be Head of Security.
@HornyKatie1979 can be Head Product Tester
@Wriggleitlady can be Head Cashier
@RosewoodTulip can be Head Product Designer

and...

@Saltfountain can be the Junior Welcome Greeter and Litter Picker.

The last thing I am is junior

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

The last thing I am is junior

I know but whenever you go in the supermarket, all those welcome greeters are old fellas with nothing to do all day...

 

[Saltfountain]

I know but whenever you go in the supermarket, all those welcome greeters are old fellas with nothing to do all day...

I find it comforting you're do desperate to keep me around you

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I find it comforting you're do desperate to keep me around you

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer... That's all.