Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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No ketchup? Bullshit.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

The first porn I ever saw was a guy with diphalia. And, I was a paramedic, I've seen some weird penis & ball injuries/butchery

TMI Tig

Tell us more

 

[MindYaBitness]

TMI Tig

Explains a lot

For those, and many other reasons, I'm very difficult to shock

 

[Dubinsky]

*takes more notes*

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I don't want to scare the boys' delicate constitutions

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For those, and many other reasons, I'm very difficult to shock

Nothing wrong with that. My dad was a paramedic for 40 years. I get it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No ketchup? Bullshit.

NEVER ketchup!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't!!!

*runs away**

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

NEVER ketchup!

Bullshit!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I don't want to scare the boys' delicate constitutions

Where’s the fun in that?!

 

[BodieOhl]

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marker, pshaw... I learned to cut the eyes and mouth kawaii-style

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Bullshit!

On Mac & cheese??? Monkey no.

 

[Dubinsky]

On Mac & cheese??? Monkey no.

...cheese?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

On Mac & cheese??? Monkey no.

I said what I said! Twice even

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did someone say cheese?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I said what I said! Twice even

You could add a little Tapatio too. Mmmmm Tapatio.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did someone say cheese?

Your repulsors and attractors here are very interestingz

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

You could add a little Tapatio too. Mmmmm Tapatio.

That makes way more sense at least

 

[jason28053]

For those, and many other reasons, I'm very difficult to shock

But what if we put electrons on your nipples?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That makes way more sense at least

While I agree, you might also be concerned that I’m making sense to you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But what if we put electrons on your

Man, you can’t put electron anywhere. At least not an expect them to stay. Infinite momentum yo!

 

[MindYaBitness]

But what if we put electrons on your nipples?

I actually had electric nipple clamps once. They came as a gift with purchase
https://voca.ro/1k2IAgSS7h1q

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I actually had electric nipple clamps once. They came as a gift with purchase
https://voca.ro/1k2IAgSS7h1q

So not just electric as in like vibrating, but like electric shocks?!

 

[jason28053]

I actually had electric nipple clamps once. They came as a gift with purchase
https://voca.ro/1k2IAgSS7h1q

I want to party with you and your friends

 

[Dubinsky]

Did someone say cheese?

Huh? Whazzat?

Dildo?