Anyone from the UK?
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Btq97
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Is there a market for hills - seems a bit niche
HornyKatie1979
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Hills are a tough wank too.
Btq97
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I thought the underwear was stitched on
Btq97
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Two hander at least
Wriggle
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It froze the condensation, then I put the blowers on max and scraped the ice off the inside.
It was so beautiful and shite at the same time.
AWonkyDonkey
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Yeah, i feel their pain. It's hard being a "two-hander".
Wriggle
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If you squint they look like massive green boobs.
Fufumberuk
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Good for you. Hopefully you'll be fully fit soon
Saltfountain
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Just done a back read 
Guys, if you ever develop computer problems, just burn the fucker and replace it.
Do NOT take it to be repaired unless you like institutional food and a big guy making you his bitch and taking you to the showers...
Guys, if you ever develop computer problems, just burn the fucker and replace it.
Do NOT take it to be repaired unless you like institutional food and a big guy making you his bitch and taking you to the showers...
Saltfountain
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I'm well aware @AWonkyDonkey is now on the phone to Curry's about booking a repair...
HornyKatie1979
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Always be 100% sure you're logging into lit (other filth sites are available) on your local computer, not the remote desktop one in the office.Just done a back read
Guys, if you ever develop computer problems, just burn the fucker and replace it.
Do NOT take it to be repaired unless you like institutional food and a big guy making you his bitch and taking you to the showers...
Saltfountain
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There speaks the voice of experience...Always be 100% sure you're logging into lit (other filth sites are available) on your local computer, not the remote desktop one in the office.
justanotherguy80
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I may have had my personal gmail account open on my work laptop the other day and received a notification email from Lit. Without thinking, I clicked on the link to take me to the message.
Big red screen and an ‘access denied’ message. I hope the IT team aren’t watching too closely…
Big red screen and an ‘access denied’ message. I hope the IT team aren’t watching too closely…
HornyKatie1979
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Not mine, but someone at a previous job got in trouble for doing that.
AWonkyDonkey
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Nah, I take mine into the garden and run through it several dozen times with an impact drill.
Not that I've got anything to hide, you understand?...
*Whistles innocently*
AWonkyDonkey
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Another tech top tip. Don't take a rude picture meant for a girlfriend/boyfriend and then send it to a relative who has the same first initial. No, don't do it.
It doesn't end well.
It doesn't end well.
Wand3rlust
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This is why I work for myself. I havent had to report myself yet.
AWonkyDonkey
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Another top tip. Don't accidentally leave your computer around and the web browser on your xHamster profile page with all your favourites and pictures of your junk on. A nosy relative might find it. 
Wand3rlust
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Although it's fun to give myself a stern talking to at times...
NorthernCardinal
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I'm sure a few people here would like that.Just done a back read
Guys, if you ever develop computer problems, just burn the fucker and replace it.
Do NOT take it to be repaired unless you like institutional food and a big guy making you his bitch and taking you to the showers...
NorthernCardinal
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Same.
NorthernCardinal
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This too. I take myself outside and slap myself around.
Saltfountain
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What, who, and result?
