Anyone from the UK?
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terriblesecrets
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Imagine it getting stuck and then having to explain to ER what happened
AWonkyDonkey
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Imagine it getting stuck and then having to explain to ER what happened
A relative used to work as a nurse and spent time in A&E.
Two of the stand-out stories were;
A guy attended with a cling-filmed wrapped Barbie doll lodged head first up his backside. He claimed he was hoovering naked and slipped, falling back and landing head first on said conveniently placed Barbie.
Another was a guy who came with a six-inch nail that he'd pushed down his urethra. Apparently he was taken for surgery for extensive repair but was back a week later after stapling his balls to a plank of wood and couldn't get the staples out.
Some people are just beyond fucked up
justanotherguy80
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Did anyone see the story on the BBC yesterday about the guy who left some other blokes cut off his cock and balls, nipple and leg? Voluntarily.
There’s nowt queer as folk.
There’s nowt queer as folk.
Btq97
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Looks like some one got very happyWtf?
I'm bringing the conversation back to weather -
It snowed inside my work van
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HornyKatie1979
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Working at home this afternoon, and one of my cats is fast asleep on a shelf behind me, snoring away. Lucky thing!
Btq97
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Working in the office and they are playing pool in the office next door.
HornyKatie1979
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Well that's just rude!
lingus60
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And I always thought cats purred rather than snored. You sure it wasn’t someone lurking behind there?
lingus60
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If any Lego marketing guys are watching this thread, we might be getting a load of new Lego porn sets coming/ cumming out soon…..
terriblesecrets
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Excuse my language! But how the fuck did that happen?Wtf?
I'm bringing the conversation back to weather -
It snowed inside my work van
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HornyKatie1979
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Given the high price of Lego and sex toys, it sounds like the perfect match!
AWonkyDonkey
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Okay people. It's confession time and I hope you don't look at me too differently...
Earlier on, I implied that I had been playing with Lego when @HornyKatie1979 mentioned lunchtime play. This wasn't true. I wasn't playing with Lego...
I was playing with my ... Cabbage Patch Dolls.
*Sobs*
Earlier on, I implied that I had been playing with Lego when @HornyKatie1979 mentioned lunchtime play. This wasn't true. I wasn't playing with Lego...
I was playing with my ... Cabbage Patch Dolls.
*Sobs*
lingus60
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Quick…get it patented…
HornyKatie1979
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I'm trying, and failing, to turn this into some sort of filth.
AWonkyDonkey
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Try harder!
Btq97
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Show us on the doll where he - ewww why is this doll sticky
AWonkyDonkey
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I er... I coated it liberally in... Er... Gorilla glue! Yes. That's it. Gorilla glue.
HornyKatie1979
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They're a difficult wank.You won’t get much sympathy in A&E with a cabbage patch doll stuck to you!
I’m sure they’ve seen it all before though
Wand3rlust
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Nb - she didn't say impossible...
