Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Photog1rl]

Mini skirt, no panties, legs open just enough - and a teasing smile on her face.

Just how drunk can a skunk get?

drunk enough to fuck a squirrel.

How many lumps of sugar do you take in your tea?

 

[Biggalute]

drunk enough to fuck a squirrel.

How many lumps of sugar do you take in your tea?

Four. I take my sugar with added bromide, just to control the urges.

How sweet are you?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Four. I take my sugar with added bromide, just to control the urges.

How sweet are you?

Not very, it's an acquired taste. Learn to swallow and love it bitch!

What is "salt of the earth"?

 

[MargotPayge]

What is "salt of the earth"?

The dirty jokes in this thread... Salty!

Why did Queen Isabella sell her jewels?

 

[vagrantx]

Someone's blackmailing her after hacking her OnlyQueens.

Who the hell came up with cheese? Mixing cows milk with whey? What? Why?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Someone's blackmailing her after hacking her OnlyQueens.

Who the hell came up with cheese? Mixing cows milk with whey? What? Why?

Why? Because cock cheese on bread is just... disgusting. (How's that for a filthy answer?)

What's the deal with buttered buscuits?

 

[MargotPayge]

What's the deal with buttered buscuits?

3 reasons: Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication... Do not "spread the biscuits" without lubrication!

How do you set up a doorbell camera?

 

[vagrantx]

3 reasons: Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication... Do not "spread the biscuits" without lubrication!

How do you set up a doorbell camera?

Oh, techniques differ a lot. Where do you want it? Inside the fire alarm? A stuffed toy? I also do bathroom mirrors, but that's going to cost you.

Is acapella acceptable at karaoke?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Oh, techniques differ a lot. Where do you want it? Inside the fire alarm? A stuffed toy? I also do bathroom mirrors, but that's going to cost you.

Is acapella acceptable at karaoke?

It's encouraged at bukkake!

Who was Prince Albert?

 

[marx810]

It's encouraged at bukkake!

Who was Prince Albert?

I asked and he said that was a weird question to ask while spitroasting someone. I'll ask again. He said he's cumming.

What's the best country to visit?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

I asked and he said that was a weird question to ask while spitroasting someone. I'll ask again. He said he's cumming.

What's the best country to visit?

At my age any cunt that'll let me try

How does travel broaden the mind?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

At my age any cunt that'll let me try

How does travel broaden the mind?

It gives you the opportunity to learn new positions and practices, speaking of which,

I know what Oyster Rockefeller is, but what is a Viennese Oyster?

 

[Biggalute]

It gives you the opportunity to learn new positions and practices, speaking of which,

I know what Oyster Rockefeller is, but what is a Viennese Oyster?

At this time of year, a very cold twat.

What do big feet signify?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

At this time of year, a very cold twat.

What do big feet signify?

Your Momma fucked a Sasquatch.

What does a Cryptobiologist do?

 

[MargotPayge]

What does a Cryptobiologist do?

Have sex in mausoleums. Duh!

What is cryptocurrency?

 

[lanceGibs]

Have sex in mausoleums. Duh!

What is cryptocurrency?

When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .

Aware of GI kids ?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .

Aware of GI kids ?

Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!

How does the GI bill work?

 

[lovecraft68]

Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!

How does the GI bill work?

The way the GI bill works is after the soldier of your choice comes to your house and fucks you senseless, you will then receive an invoice with payment expected within ten days.

Why is reading fundamental?

 

[marx810]

Because if you're only looking at video porn, you're a barbarian. Enjoy porn in all it's forms!

What's your favorite drink?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Because if you're only looking at video porn, you're a barbarian. Enjoy porn in all it's forms!

What's your favorite drink?

Squirt. duh!

What's your favorite food?

 

[SavannaT]

Squirt. duh!

What's your favorite food?

Creampie

Whats your favorite kind of jewelry?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Pearl necklace

what is your favorite boat?

 

[MargotPayge]

what is your favorite boat?

The one with the little man in it!

Where is the Titanic?

 

[Justabaldguy70]

The one with the little man in it!

Where is the Titanic?

i Don’t know but like the titanic I would go down on you

 

[bbcbarry9033]

i Don’t know but like the titanic I would go down on you

I'd go downer! err... I mean... more down... down deeper... harder .... more better... ohferfucksake ME FIRST!

What does SCUBA stand for?