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Minxee said:
Do I even want to know how bad this is... why do I feel like its a bad dad joke or something coming...


I bet I dont smell as good though!!! Though when I have been nervous about that and asked people they told me I still smelt delicious so....
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It's Jim Jeffries from a while back. That was the punchline, so fret not.
 
I'm really happy to see so many of you from Down Under. I'm Irish myself, but adore Australia. So much vitality and joy for life. I listen to the Australian podcast TOFOP, and when I was working on a film set, I felt insane chemistry with an Australian actress (hard to tell if it was mutual, you're all so flirty.) Just the best times on the rare chance I get to visit.

That's all, then. Carry on.
 
Minxee said:
Do I even want to know how bad this is... why do I feel like its a bad dad joke or something coming...


I bet I dont smell as good though!!! Though when I have been nervous about that and asked people they told me I still smelt delicious so....
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It’s all about how the sweat got there 😜😈
 
So is there a couple here that would be up for some Tas nude hiking and skinny dipping with some bi fun with a mid 50s guy?
 
The weatherman lies so much. Like it tells me that its going to rain all week and the next day its like "nope gonna be sunny and 34 so suck it up". And then other days it says that its going to be sunny but then it rains and ruined all my plans.
 
Minxee said:
The weatherman lies so much. Like it tells me that its going to rain all week and the next day its like "nope gonna be sunny and 34 so suck it up". And then other days it says that its going to be sunny but then it rains and ruined all my plans.
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Yeah I feel your anxst… get the same at home too
 
So, yesterday I visited my gf at lunchtime. A male friend has given her, as a joke knowing she is single (; )), a Dong Corleone. I grabbed it out of the pkt and lined it up against my cock and, to my surprise, found that out of the 2 of us I'm thicker. So I grabbed some lube and after eating the gf for a while slid it in. I then proceeded to fucklick her with the dong. God that felt great! When she came I was rock hard. I pulled it out of her sopping pussy and shoved it as deep into my mouth as I could and sucked her juices of it, before lifting her legs over my shoulders and plunging in. God I came so hard!
I really want an mmf experience. The wife would never go along with this, but the gf is trying to think of candidates!
 
Oh there are lots of Aussies. We tend to confuse the rest of the world because we are on 24/7. I know there have been plenty of times where I’ve seen the “shift changes”. The US will go to bed and the UK will be waking up and meanwhile it’s 3am for Aussies and we are still lurking…. We also have a wide time zone variable. Like between one side and the other side of the country is 3hrs so it really does seem like there are always Aussies around we just tend to lurk and not be as loud as others….

I remember when I was active and slightly addicted I would get fuck all sleep and would have little power naps. Like I would know I would have 1hr between my late US person going to sleep and my early UK waking up so I’d nap them. For a while I lived purely on cat naps between people.

Now I’m more relaxed and I just pop in and lurk from time to time. Sometimes I just want to quickly check something. I also have 0 attention span so I often log in and forget as I’ve tabbed to a different window… then I get mail from people of “I’ve seen you online but you haven’t answered me… wahhhhh”. It’s like sheesh relax. I’ll get to it when I have time. Unless you want a one or two word response of “I’m busy…”. Maybe I should add it to my signature “minx is currently insane and will respond to mail when she is feeling more stable”

Also as you can gather by the rambling… I am overtired from lack of sleep for the last 4 nights. Meds have been taken as I’ve declared it an “early night” so hopefully I’ll get to sleep soon…. Is it strange that midnight is classed an early night? I’m getting too old for this shit…

Also since we are all Aussies… what the fuck is with the weather!?!?!? Can it please make up its mind on what the hell it’s doing. I can’t even trust weather predictions as. Always seems wrong. I mean sure you can prepare for all weather conditions but trying to organise a nudist outing is hard when it’s going to be raining or way too fucken hot. Last thing I need is for certain sensitive areas to get sunburnt because I refuse to rub suncream into certain areas…that’s just asking for trouble.

Anyway I better answer some mail before I pass out… I swear one day I will end up breaking my nose from my phone smashing into my face when I start to nod off and it falls from my hand….
 
I bet you wo
Minxee said:
Oh there are lots of Aussies. We tend to confuse the rest of the world because we are on 24/7. I know there have been plenty of times where I’ve seen the “shift changes”. The US will go to bed and the UK will be waking up and meanwhile it’s 3am for Aussies and we are still lurking…. We also have a wide time zone variable. Like between one side and the other side of the country is 3hrs so it really does seem like there are always Aussies around we just tend to lurk and not be as loud as others….

I remember when I was active and slightly addicted I would get fuck all sleep and would have little power naps. Like I would know I would have 1hr between my late US person going to sleep and my early UK waking up so I’d nap them. For a while I lived purely on cat naps between people.

Now I’m more relaxed and I just pop in and lurk from time to time. Sometimes I just want to quickly check something. I also have 0 attention span so I often log in and forget as I’ve tabbed to a different window… then I get mail from people of “I’ve seen you online but you haven’t answered me… wahhhhh”. It’s like sheesh relax. I’ll get to it when I have time. Unless you want a one or two word response of “I’m busy…”. Maybe I should add it to my signature “minx is currently insane and will respond to mail when she is feeling more stable”

Also as you can gather by the rambling… I am overtired from lack of sleep for the last 4 nights. Meds have been taken as I’ve declared it an “early night” so hopefully I’ll get to sleep soon…. Is it strange that midnight is classed an early night? I’m getting too old for this shit…

Also since we are all Aussies… what the fuck is with the weather!?!?!? Can it please make up its mind on what the hell it’s doing. I can’t even trust weather predictions as. Always seems wrong. I mean sure you can prepare for all weather conditions but trying to organise a nudist outing is hard when it’s going to be raining or way too fucken hot. Last thing I need is for certain sensitive areas to get sunburnt because I refuse to rub suncream into certain areas…that’s just asking for trouble.

Anyway I better answer some mail before I pass out… I swear one day I will end up breaking my nose from my phone smashing into my face when I start to nod off and it falls from my hand….
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I bet you would be a lot of fun M
 
Tulip_Love said:
OI OI OI
(in case you were wondering on the appropriate response)!

I'm just new to the forum (long-time reader of stories though) and I noticed there seems to be a major assumption or acceptance that most people are American, going by the headings of some of the threads.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I also couldn't see an obviously Australian thread. So I thought I'd create one.

I'm a nearly 42yo SWF (haha that makes me think of the movie and I only recent watched it). I'm in Queensland, Australia.

Where are my fellow Aussies?
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I’m 46 from Brisbane
 
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