Sex & Shenanigans

[SmokingFap]

That's not a thing

Tell that to anyone who's had too many black olives on Christmas Day.

C'mon, we've all been there, right?

 

[SmokingFap]

He needs a walker to walk into the damn room

Sorry, but I am now trademarking that sentence. (TM)

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We will always have each other

I guess I'll settle for second best.

 

[SmokingFap]

We will always have each other

"And IIIII, ah, IIIIIII, will always... love youuuuuuuu, ooooh OOOOH, I will always...

love you."

Nailed it.

 

[LupineOne]

I guess I'll settle for second best.

You’re always the best girl, Indie

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s so sweet! Now what have you done with OP?

What? I'm almost always sweet to Indie.

I guess I'll settle for second best.

You could try harder to be the best...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’re always the best girl, Indie

Just reposting this so everyone sees it.

 

[Bry1313]

Get.
Over.
It.

I believe this is the sign over the main entrance at the British Museum

 

[Wand3rlust]

I believe this is the sign over the main entrance at the British Museum

*cough*

https://www.monah.org/

 

[Bry1313]

*cough*

https://www.monah.org/

Arkansas…….gross.

 

[Dubinsky]

Arkansas…….gross.

They have shiny squirrels there, though. I'm told.

 

[Bry1313]

They have shiny squirrels there, though. I'm told.

I think it’s from chemical waste

 

[Dubinsky]

I think it’s from chemical waste

Oh, there's no doubt.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*cough*

https://www.monah.org/

 

[Dubinsky]

I loved that ad then and I love it now.

That's definitely a generational touchphrase. I could tell I was getting old when I'd say, "I learned it from watching YOU, all right????" stopped getting anything but a vague worried smile from my new colleagues.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is that another US reference I'm not gonna get?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that another US reference I'm not gonna get?

Culturally, yea, you won’t understand the commercials impact, , but I don’t think the point is particularly subtle so you can probably figure it out.

 

[Dubinsky]

Is that another US reference I'm not gonna get?

"Just say no!" was a massively overfunded antidrug effort during the '80s and '90s. Its most quintessential commercial was the "This is your brain... this is your brain on drugs" ad, but the "I learned it from watching you" ad was even better IMO.

 

[Wand3rlust]

We had Just Say No in the UK.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We had Just Say No in the UK.

Reagan and Thatcher. Went together like well two really terrible things

 

[Dubinsky]

We had Just Say No in the UK.

Ah. I thought it was "Choose Life" over there, but my point is that it's a Gen X touchstone. My work aged down REALLY QUICKLY around me. One day I blinked and I was suddenly the Old Cranky Bastard In The Corner.

Nobody gets my references anymore. *weep*

 

[Bbl87]

If I've got him cornered in a hotel, I'm taking advantage of it!
https://media.giphy.com/media/x9DVHBmO750Ji/giphy.gif

You need to hang out with my wife, see if she can't catch whatever it is you have.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

One day I blinked and I was suddenly the Old Cranky Bastard In The Corner.

Suddenly? Are you sure about that?

 

[justanotherguy80]

We had Just Say No in the UK.

Courtesy of Grange Hill and Zammo!

 

[Dubinsky]

Suddenly? Are you sure about that?

Well..

It seemed sudden.