Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 is that you?

You found my alt…..ok time to fire up a new one

 

[LupineOne]

Damn straight

 

[MindYaBitness]

Of course

How? How does anyone sleep naked? I just cant!

Super timely answer of a 7 month old question, we were waiting for this. Thank you!

Maybe he's been in coma, just woke up, and is super excited to pick up where he left off?

 

[LupineOne]

How? How does anyone sleep naked? I just cant!

It’s easy

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

It’s easy

I have to! If I don’t for too long it messes with my pH! Plus the sheets are so soft and cozy

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s easy

You dont have the aforementioned freeloading midgets strapped to your chest. Just an easily managed aubergine

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have to! If I don’t for too long it messes with my pH! Plus the sheets are so soft and cozy

I've got to wear a top, at least or I get swoobs

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I've got to wear a top, at least or I get swoobs

That’s fair! I also do not have midgets on my chest so that makes it a bit easier.

 

[Bry1313]

Dare you to wait until I share it

I can wait, i have the patience of a Norseman.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I can wait, i have the patience of a Norseman.

So you'll cross a sea and pillage abbeys to get the treasure you seek?

 

[Bry1313]

How? How does anyone sleep naked? I just cant!

Step 1 - take off all your clothes
Step 2 - get into bed
Step 3 - close eyes and fall asleep

 

[Bry1313]

So you'll cross a sea and pillage abbeys to get the treasure you seek?

Yes, done and done

 

[MindYaBitness]

Step 1 - take off all your clothes
Step 2 - get into bed
Step 3 - close eyes and fall asleep

https://media.giphy.com/media/77TNwnu128RCc7sBnm/giphy.gif

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I can wait, i have the patience of a Norseman.

 

[Bry1313]

https://media.giphy.com/media/77TNwnu128RCc7sBnm/giphy.gif

I didnt tell you to do it, you asked how it’s done, so I told you how.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didnt tell you to do it, you asked how it’s done, so I told you how.

I've never been good at following step by step instructions, I like to wing it. I'm a rebel like that.

 

[LupineOne]

https://media.giphy.com/media/77TNwnu128RCc7sBnm/giphy.gif

There’s a visual aid I put up too if you need help

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

 

[Bry1313]

There’s a visual aid I put up too if you need help

Overachiever

 

[Photog1rl]

I've got to wear a top, at least or I get swoobs

Mine just come out anyway so why not be naked.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[MindYaBitness]

There’s a visual aid I put up too if you need help

Uh, where? You're emoji is broken

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

 

[LupineOne]

Uh, where? You're emoji is broken

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