Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

What is something that makes your irrationality angry, but you’re absolutely too lazy to do anything about…

I’ll go first.

There’s 3 lights in my bathroom sink vanity… 2 are cool colour and 1 is warm.

When my lunchables don't include the correct ratio of meat:cheese:crackers.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What is something that makes your irrationality angry, but you’re absolutely too lazy to do anything about…

My college diploma is crooked inside its frame. It bothers me every damn time I see it. It's been bothering me since I first noticed it 4 years ago.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When my lunchables don't include the correct ratio of meat:cheese:crackers.

Real. When I was a kid I had to eat everything in circles, one bit of each part of the meal on sequence. And was very upset if the number of bites didn’t balance.

Therapy helped.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Real. When I was a kid I had to eat everything in circles, one bit of each part of the meal on sequence. And was very upset if the number of bites didn’t balance.

Therapy helped.

This explains so much.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This explains so much.

Oh once again I’m the weirdo huh

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh once again I’m the weirdo huh

It’s ok … this is a safe space.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s ok … this is a safe space.

 

[PassionatePanther]

Also…about this picnic table…

While I wouldn’t consider the best spot for outdoor whoopee, it’s a true story.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

While I wouldn’t consider the best spot for outdoor whoopee, it’s a true story.

The best stories usually are!

 

[crazychemgirl]

The best stories usually are!

Dear Penthouse forum would tend to disagree

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also it’s a bit Pavlovian at this point but anything someone says the phrase “make whoopee” I think of this greatest moment in TV history

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Penthouse forum would tend to disagree

What are you talking about l!?!? Those are all true aren’t they?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also it’s a bit Pavlovian at this point but anything someone says the phrase “make whoopee” I think of this greatest moment in TV history

Make whoopee sounds like a fart

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Make whoopee sounds like a fart

I think that means you’re supposed to eat less cabbage?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

If there was ever a better description for Lit, I don’t know what it is.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s ok … this is a safe space.

it's not..its a trap.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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No, thanks. Fix your STD first dude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

it's not..its a trap.

Yes, it’s all my evil plot to discover all your weaknesses and use them against you when you least expect it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

it's not..its a trap.

If you can see this and need help, flash one tiddie. If you see this and don’t need help flash two tiddies.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What's a tiddie?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What's a tiddie?

It’s the small piece of skin between the big toe and that toe next to the big toe.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

"Making whoppee" really is the worst slang term for sex. It's so cringe. Just say "sex." C'mon, we're all adults here.

Or "ranch in her meat pocket" like a normal person.

 

[LIDiver]

What's a tiddie?

Those things on your chesd.