Dear Litster, once more

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dear Miss You’re Just As Bad As The Rest of Us,

Yes, we are pervs … but .. my dear… you are too.
Don’t try to deny it.
I’ve seen photo evidence.
Plus… I know, deep down… you like it.


Love,
Member of the Perv Support Group

Dear Pervy President,

I see you. You're not as innocent as they think.

Eyes on You

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear e-funds only Litster,

My vending machine is so old it doesn't takes cards.

Signed,
Yes, that was a poor euphemism for something.

Dear verb tenses litster,

See me after school. Bring your girlfriend.

Sincerely,

Sister Mary Bogey

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Thread Derailing Litster,

I'm concerned you send your "proper introduction" to the wrong Litster. My inbox is still empty.

Signed,

Eagerly awaiting butthole litster.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Taco Queen,

I have tacos. Let me know when the prying eyes are gone and you are naked.

Love,
Taco Ted

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dear Thread Derailing Litster,

I'm concerned you send your "proper introduction" to the wrong Litster. My inbox is still empty.

Signed,

Eagerly awaiting butthole litster.

Dear Eager for Butt Stuff Litster,
Like butts, inboxes can't be filled all at once. The process requires patience, and some lubrication probably wouldn't hurt either.

Sincerely,
Stuffed Inbox Litster

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear Stuffed,

You seem very smart. I am eager to learn your ways. My inbox await your stuffing.

Sincerely,
Visual Learning Litster

 

[gga]

Dear verb tenses litster,

See me after school. Bring your girlfriend.

Sincerely,

Sister Mary Bogey

Dear Sister Mary..

I realize now that it should have been "doesn't takes no cards (or cardz)".

Send us both to detention please. And leave the ruler.

Sincerely,
Lemons into lemonade

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Thread Derailing Litster,

I'm concerned you send your "proper introduction" to the wrong Litster. My inbox is still empty.

Signed,

Eagerly awaiting butthole litster.

Dear eagerly awaiting butthole litster,

I think YOU are the thread derailer … do you want to be railed instead?

Or is it because you are always behind.


Signed,
I said what I said

 

[MindYaBitness]

Dear Litster,
I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. Is that you?

Love,
It’s taco Tuesday

Dear Taco Tuesday,

You are soooo pretty. However, you may not eat my taco.

Sincerely,
Twat Taco Tina

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dear Out of Control Litsters,

You've turned a great melodramatic thread of heartache and thinly veiled loathing into a farce. I had to return my popcorn. Hope you're proud of yourselves.

Thanks a lot,
I'd rather be guessing who found out they're in a stable

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear much loved Litster

Nice thread you started. Without it I never would have found out that you blocked me. If I had any idea why, I would apologize. We have never PM'd, and interacted very little a year ago on a thread. But, I must be the asshole here, because nice guys don't get blocked.

I guess I need another Playground break.

Signed Dazed and Confused
c/o Mr T's Tavern
BDSM Cafe

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Litsters,
Thank you for not quoting my post before I had a chance to fix it.

Love,
Why do I type shit and don’t check it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Taco Tuesday,

You are soooo pretty. However, you may not eat my taco.

Sincerely,
Twat Taco Tina

Dear twat taco Tina,

I’m utterly heartbroken.

Sincerely,
Tacoless

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear stable guesser

- here is another sponge for you to suck the fun up with.

Happy tacking.

Fun time litster

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear Sister Mary..

I realize now that it should have been "doesn't takes no cards (or cardz)".

Send us both to detention please. And leave the ruler.

Sincerely,
Lemons into lemonade

Dear Lemonize me,
Please not the knuckles! I'll bend over like a good girl!
Love,
Totally not a good girl

 

[gga]

Dear Lemonize me,
Please not the knuckles! I'll bend over like a good girl!
Love,
Totally not a good girl

Dear naughty little princess,

(I'm damn sure that's what "totally not a good girl" translates to in our world)

You know I don't use knuckles. Only the palm. And I'll let you choose the color of red.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/97f8e4871fa53a22dea950c2b32c2a36/d812e440d2be9fbe-50/s1280x1920/85ec827efab466334ebfd46e5ffa0071b814da9b.gifv

Sincerely,
The one who will be calling you good girl when we're finished.

PS. It's spelled Demonize, not Lemonize

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Dear much loved Litster

Nice thread you started. Without it I never would have found out that you blocked me. If I had any idea why, I would apologize. We have never PM'd, and interacted very little a year ago on a thread. But, I must be the asshole here, because nice guys don't get blocked.

I guess I need another Playground break.

Signed Dazed and Confused
c/o Mr T's Tavern
BDSM Cafe

Dear Mr. Claus,

You are a nice guy. This place is better with you in it.

Xo,
A Very Good Girl

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear thread de-railers,

I’ve had just about enough of this malarkey.



Sincerely,
Guilty.

 

[jason28053]

Dear Litsters,
Thank you for not quoting my post before I had a chance to fix it.

Love,
Why do I type shit and don’t check it

I’m really good at proofreading after I’ve posted.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m really good at proofreading after I’ve posted.

Dear Santa Jason,
It's only January 9th and I've already been a bad girl. Better start pressing my coal into diamonds now
Sincerely,
Playful Pussycat

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dear much loved Litster

Nice thread you started. Without it I never would have found out that you blocked me. If I had any idea why, I would apologize. We have never PM'd, and interacted very little a year ago on a thread. But, I must be the asshole here, because nice guys don't get blocked.

I guess I need another Playground break.

Signed Dazed and Confused
c/o Mr T's Tavern
BDSM Cafe

Dear Dazed and Confused,

Sometimes people block because they have fat fingers. I had someone on ignore when I thought I had no one on ignore. I'm sure he is a nice guy.

Signed,
Fat fingered ignorer

 

[Bry1313]

Dear Litster

Everyone knows the best communications are ones that you barely know are addressed to you and everyone else no idea what the fuck is going on. I love communicating without communicating.

Signed, I’ve got guilty thread derailer’s back and I’m on this shit

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Dear Dazed and Confused,

Sometimes people block because they have fat fingers. I had someone on ignore when I thought I had no one on ignore. I'm sure he is a nice guy.

Signed,
Fat fingered ignorer

Dear Fat-Fingering Litster,

They're not always nice guys. Some people are the worst and probably need to be ignored and skipped occasionally while they ride the tantrum out. Definitely don't quench their thirst for attention either!

Sincerely,
Well-Behaved and Well-Hydrated

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Litster

Everyone knows the best communications are ones that you barely know are addressed to you and everyone else know idea what the fuck is going on. I love communicating without communicating.

Signed, I’ve got guilty thread derailer’s back and I’m on this shit

Fucking FINALLY

 

[Bry1313]

Fucking FINALLY

By hoping for that typo, haven’t you?