Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Dammit I'm 11 pages behind. When did I become Bogey?!?


Santa Jason is buying lipstick and bras now, in addition to mani-pedis? Can I get in on this? H-cup bras are not cheap!


Marvel, but with Henry Cavill, please!






This vampire kitty agrees!






Hmm...I probably haven't had the largest sample size IRL, but the 2 largest I've had were tall and of Korean descent. 1 was fit, 1 was big, both were well-endowed.


I resemble that remark


Liiiiies


Spirals?
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Drop “Santa” your address

 

[Photog1rl]

Drop “Santa” your address

How's that Rolodex of yours going “Santa”?

 

[LupineOne]

How's that Rolodex of yours going “Santa”?

Oof

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

All three of the ones I pass by regularly, two of which we deliver to at work, have police officers permanently stationed there on weekends.

It doesn't help. Huge brawls (adults, not the kids) and mass arrests every other weekend. Guns. Drugs. It's an awful place.

We have very different Chuck E Cheese's here

 

[Dcharger]

*Takes notes to check them out later*


I can't imagine mine getting much bigger and I haven't even had kids yet


Boobs are great, but there is 1 thing that can turn me off: sun damage!

Regular reminder for the ladies to put SPF on their cleavage too when out in the sun!

Well if it makes you feel better, I fight sun damage on the daily. The sun is intense here and being bald, I have to always wear a hat. During the Summer time, I'll over heat from having a hat on. Not that I want to buuuuuuuut I've yet to meet a pair of sun damaged boobies. Seen a few women that have turned into leather from all their sun tanning but idk. Life happens I guess.

 

[Dcharger]

We have very different Chuck E Cheese's here

Chuck E Cheese's are still around? Thought they went under w/ the rest of dine in pizza joints.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Chuck E Cheese's are still around? Thought they went under w/ the rest of dine in pizza joints.

Yep!

 

[Xerxes82]

We have very different Chuck E Cheese's here

Consider yourselves lucky.

 

[LupineOne]

Goodnight Shenanigans! Until tomorrow. Sweet dreams and sticky fingers!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Where are tonights shenanigans?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well if it makes you feel better, I fight sun damage on the daily. The sun is intense here and being bald, I have to always wear a hat. During the Summer time, I'll over heat from having a hat on. Not that I want to buuuuuuuut I've yet to meet a pair of sun damaged boobies. Seen a few women that have turned into leather from all their sun tanning but idk. Life happens I guess.

Yeah, the permanently sunburnt leather look is what I was referring to. It gives me the icks

Chuck E Cheese's are still around? Thought they went under w/ the rest of dine in pizza joints.

They were actually one of the bigger companies that did "ghost kitchens" during the pandemic lockdown. They listed themselves with a different name on food delivery services, as did Denny's and many others. If you order from an unfamiliar restaurant on a food delivery, be sure to Google their address!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula if you need anything-let me know.
Oh and I’ll drop your present in the mail on Saturday.

Eeeeeeeeee!!! So I AM getting a present!!! I’m so excited!!!!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Eeeeeeeeee!!! So I AM getting a present!!! I’m so excited!!!!

All the dick pics were not enough?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

All the dick pics were not enough?

Well …… there’s always room for more dicks

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well …… there’s always room for more dicks

I feel the same about titties

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well …… there’s always room for more dicks

Famous last words there

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Famous last words there

Death by a thousand dicks?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel the same about titties

See? You get it

 

[Mo_Bandy]

See? You get it

Hopefully

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Death by a thousand dicks?

1,000?!? Nebs, get it, girl

 

[Photog1rl]

Eeeeeeeeee!!! So I AM getting a present!!! I’m so excited!!!!

You are my sweet friend.
Xoxo
How are you doing?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I could see this death being a Florida woman story.

 

[Photog1rl]

Death by a thousand dicks?

I don't think you'd die. I think you'd flourish!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You are my sweet friend.
Xoxo
How are you doing?

You mine! I’m doing ok. I’m too goddamn resilient. I want a lifetime supply of benzos, johnnies and slipper socks

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don't think you'd die. I think you'd flourish!

I’d go super nova .
What’s new with you pussycat?