Siren songs and helicockters

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There’s like a 5% chance I’m going to assign all of you an FFL team mascot now. And a 95% chance I’ll think of one or two and giggle and then forget about it.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*checks scorecard*

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fantasy Fuck League. Team Kitty. They score a LOT of goals

There's actually been 1 new MVP mostly carrying the team for a few weeks now :x Some were busy over the holidays, 1 is probably still on vacay, and I wore out the poor MVP to the point of sleep deprivation lowering his immune system enough to catch the flu

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There's actually been 1 new MVP mostly carrying the team for a few weeks now :x Some were busy over the holidays, 1 is probably still on vacay, and I wore out the poor MVP to the point of sleep deprivation lowering his immune system enough to catch the flu

Michael Jordan won a championship with the flu. Just saying. GOAT

 

[Azuldrgon]

There's actually been 1 new MVP mostly carrying the team for a few weeks now :x Some were busy over the holidays, 1 is probably still on vacay, and I wore out the poor MVP to the point of sleep deprivation lowering his immune system enough to catch the flu

It'll be easier once the rotation is back in place.
Is he on IR then?

 

[morelikeasong]

There's actually been 1 new MVP mostly carrying the team for a few weeks now :x Some were busy over the holidays, 1 is probably still on vacay, and I wore out the poor MVP to the point of sleep deprivation lowering his immune system enough to catch the flu

Ok, Team Jenna… it’s time to step it up so we can move forward in this league. You heard her. Team Kitty is down. This is our time
https://media2.giphy.com/media/krIiJKsLX4PLy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ez6gfs8zq35axa3gtx6wqqhyprwzmrjdq5nnmqcm&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Azuldrgon]

Ok, Team Jenna… it’s time to step it up so we can move forward in this league. You heard her. Team Kitty is down. This is our time
https://media2.giphy.com/media/krIiJKsLX4PLy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ez6gfs8zq35axa3gtx6wqqhyprwzmrjdq5nnmqcm&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I didn't know there was so much competition in this league.
My first time watching.
I have no dog in the hunt.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok, Team Jenna… it’s time to step it up so we can move forward in this league. You heard her. Team Kitty is down. This is our time
https://media2.giphy.com/media/krIiJKsLX4PLy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ez6gfs8zq35axa3gtx6wqqhyprwzmrjdq5nnmqcm&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Look you gotta get out on the field and fuck em hard and fuck em fast. They’ll never know what hit ‘em. And whatever you do, don’t lose sight of the tight end!

 

[morelikeasong]

Look you gotta get out on the field and fuck em hard and fuck em fast. They’ll never know what hit ‘em. And whatever you do, don’t lose sight of the tight end!

I think what you mean is that they better not lose sight of MY tight end

 

[Azuldrgon]

I think what you mean is that they better not lose sight of MY tight end

Yours looks very fit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think what you mean is that they better not lose sight of MY tight end

Wait are you on offense or defense? Dammit! I missed the coin flip! What kinda manager am I?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It'll be easier once the rotation is back in place.
Is he on IR then?

He's getting extra attention and snuggles

Ok, Team Jenna… it’s time to step it up so we can move forward in this league. You heard her. Team Kitty is down. This is our time
https://media2.giphy.com/media/krIiJKsLX4PLy/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ez6gfs8zq35axa3gtx6wqqhyprwzmrjdq5nnmqcm&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Can we see your roster?

 

[Azuldrgon]

He's getting extra attention and snuggles


Can we see your roster?

I miss that when I was active.
Damn, I feel old. lol

 

[morelikeasong]

Can we see your roster?

Hehehe

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

He's getting extra attention and snuggles


Can we see your roster?

We’ll definitely need locked in rosters two weeks before the playoffs start.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We’ll definitely need locked in rosters two weeks before the playoffs start.

I heard @Indie cleared her whole roster I'd imagine there are some highly sought after free agents available.
I have a couple slots available now too.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I heard @Indie cleared her whole roster I'd imagine there are some highly sought after free agents available.
I have a couple slots available now too.

Hahaha I adore you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hahaha I adore you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hahaha I adore you

Wait, so how many slots in total are we looking to fill here? I gotta prepare a draft order!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Wait, so how many slots in total are we looking to fill here? I gotta prepare a draft order!

I mean, I'd be happy with just one MVP.

But alas....

Looks at empty bench.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait, so how many slots in total are we looking to fill here? I gotta prepare a draft order!

10-man roster for those who prefer men. As per Lit active user ratio, those who prefer women get 1/10th of a woman, and you don't even get to pick which part

 

[Azuldrgon]

I mean, I'd be happy with just one MVP.

But alas....

Looks at empty bench.

*hugs @Indie *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

10-man roster for those who prefer men. As per Lit active user ratio, those who prefer women get 1/10th of a woman, and you don't even get to pick which part

Which….part…?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I'd be happy with just one MVP.

But alas....

Looks at empty bench.

We’ll see what the draft brings. Hopefully not any…parts though…

 

[morelikeasong]

10-man roster for those who prefer men. As per Lit active user ratio, those who prefer women get 1/10th of a woman, and you don't even get to pick which part

I split my roster into 6 men and 4 women but that’s league approved right?