_________you v3

[Lily13]

It's Christmas, and I want to unwrap all my presents, including you.

Am I wrapped in red bow for you?

 

[dreamysub]

I love to cum for You

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I like that you automatically spread your thighs whenever I am gazing at you...

 

[Taegul]

Am I wrapped in red bow for you?

Hmm, that bow looks very uncomfortable. I better be a gentleman and remove it for you.

 

[badjanus]

I put a spell on you

 

[Lily13]

Hmm, that bow looks very uncomfortable. I better be a gentleman and remove it for you.

Ahem, where’s my present from you?

 

[Taegul]

Ahem, where’s my present from you?

Sorry! USPS, UPS and FedEx all say they can't ship biological weapons to you.

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Sorry lol.

 

[Lily13]

Sorry! USPS, UPS and FedEx all say they can't ship biological weapons to you.

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Sorry lol.

Hmm, I was wondering why the Post office called. There seems to be a very explosive shipment coming from you

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Happy Friday to you

 

[Taegul]

Hmm, I was wondering why the Post office called. There seems to be a very explosive shipment coming from you

You don't happen to have firefighting and first aid skills, do you?

 

[Lily13]

You don't happen to have firefighting and first aid skills, do you?

Funnily enough I do. Why do I need to put a fire out in you?

 

[Taegul]

Funnily enough I do. Why do I need to put a fire out in you?

 

[Lily13]

Perrrfect song. I’d like to hear it sung to me by you

 

[Taegul]

Perrrfect song. I’d like to hear it sung to me by you

You might want to keep the earmuffs on, if I'm honest with you.

 

[Lily13]

Don’t worry, I won’t laugh at you.

 

[Taegul]

Don’t worry, I won’t laugh at you.

I'm not worried about you laughing, I'm worried that I might terrify you.

 

[Lily13]

I'm not worried about you laughing, I'm worried that I might terrify you.

I would never think that of you

 

[Taegul]

I would never think that of you

I could sing for you, but I'd rather perform a duet with you.

 

[Lily13]

I could sing for you, but I'd rather perform a duet with you.

Humming a few bars for you...

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I will make sweet love to you in prose,
Make you grab the sheets and curl your toes.

 

[Taegul]

Humming a few bars for you...

Ok, I'll play the piano. But the guitar solo? That's all you.

 

[Lily13]

Ok, I'll play the piano. But the guitar solo? That's all you.

You want to make music with me, don’t you?

 

[Taegul]

You want to make music with me, don’t you?

I think we should start a Lit band, but I'll leave the name of our band up to you.

 

[cole4258]

Lets go out for happy hour so I can enjoy YOU.

 

[Lily13]

Liligul. I think I deserve top billing, don’t you?