🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[ShaneoD]

Watching tv, scrolling lit, contemplating putting on pajamas

 

[AuntieDisco]

Admiring my new carved platter/tray

https://imgur.com/a/M4rJNOx

 

[J0hnD03]

Cooking supper

 

[MindYaBitness]

Reorganizing my closet, again

 

[Lmizzler]

Emptying the dishwasher for the 3rd time today!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Emptying the dishwasher for the 3rd time today!

You know that this statement is basically married lady/mom porn, right?

 

[mellowyellows]

Sulking..

 

[Lmizzler]

You know that this statement is basically married lady/mom porn, right?

I was actually thinking, I’ve failed! I should have my kids doing this!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was actually thinking, I’ve failed! I should have my kids doing this!

My main love language is acts of service. My SO will do the dishes before the kids can get to it, or fold laundry, because he knows it makes him the sexiest mother fucker alive!

 

[Lmizzler]

My main love language is acts of service. My SO will do the dishes before the kids can get to it, or fold laundry, because he knows it makes him the sexiest mother fucker alive!

My wife has told me that I’m at my sexiest when I’m doing dishes.

It’s probably the French maid outfit I’m wearing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My wife has told me that I’m at my sexiest when I’m doing dishes.

It’s probably the French maid outfit I’m wearing.

I'm sure the outfit helps. Now, wear the outfit & do a little and she'll be putty in your hands

 

[AuntieDisco]

I'm sure the outfit helps. Now, wear the outfit & do a little and she'll be putty in your hands

Why did I clicked on that emoji?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why did I clicked on that emoji?

Damn conditioning

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why did I clicked on that emoji?

Classic Conditioning, I've become one of Pavlov's dogs with the emojis on here

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Classic Conditioning, I've become one of Pavlov's dogs with the emojis on here

I’ve seen you salivating over my smiley faces

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm sure the outfit helps. Now, wear the outfit & do a little and she'll be putty in your hands

Why did I clicked on that emoji?

For the record I put the on here a couple weeks ago. Not my fault you missed it.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Classic Conditioning, I've become one of Pavlov's dogs with the emojis on here

You don’t say?

 

[AuntieDisco]

For the record I put the on here a couple weeks ago. Not my fault you missed it.

It’s totally your fault for not sending the raven beforehand!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s totally your fault for not sending the raven beforehand!!!

You just need to get added to the helicopter siren list.
I think @morelikeasong is in charge of the list.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You just need to get added to the helicopter siren list.
I think @morelikeasong is in charge of the list.

Please add me @morelikeasong

 

[morelikeasong]

Please add me @morelikeasong

Added

 

[AuntieDisco]

Added

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m Kevin if I’m sober but give me 2 drinks and I’m Oscar

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait I’ve seen that thread promoted…now I feel like I’m missing out on the joke

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait I’ve seen that thread promoted…now I feel like I’m missing out on the joke

It’s a very serious community of dick trick and music lovers. And the occasional titty pic.