How NOT to get my attention

[HottieOlwen]

1. Send me a message starting with 'Hey!'
2. Attach unsolicited dick pics.
3. Inform me that you are a sub with no hard limits.

 

[SoCalAshley]

Clearly, my profile says I don't roleplay, and I get this message: You are a bar, wearing tight pants and a low-cut blouse. I am this stud that you find incredibly attractive. I say to you, "Hi babe, can I buy you a drink?" Your response?

 

[Trubbycat]

Sneaking up behind you and giving you a really big wedgie...?

 

[BiBunny]

Y'all know these one-handed typers don't actually read shit!

 

[Trubbycat]

Y'all know these one-handed typers don't actually read shit!

If someone specifically says they're not into [...] and you post or PM that anyway... that's their problem.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Sneaking up behind you and giving you a really big wedgie...?

Might not get you the kind of attention you wanted though.

 

[Hmm72]

Clearly, my profile says I don't roleplay, and I get this message: You are a bar, wearing tight pants and a low-cut blouse. I am this stud that you find incredibly attractive. I say to you, "Hi babe, can I buy you a drink?" Your response?

Im guessing your response wasnt a drink of choice...more a choice of words...LOL