AmberLGreen
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And never tell her it has better suction than herOh and no matter what the latest catalogue says, do not buy her a cleaning appliance of any kind.
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And never tell her it has better suction than herOh and no matter what the latest catalogue says, do not buy her a cleaning appliance of any kind.
You sound like a jerk. FYI.My wife asked what I was getting her for christmas the other day. I said I just spent $30,000 on new windows, doors and deck. Merry Christmas.
She got pissed off. I think shes nuts
Awesome public service post, THANK YOU! I used your ideas and got a few stocking items this weekend. Helped lower my seasonal stress of, what to get. My wife has a stocking that her grandmother knitted and the thing expands and expands beyond belief, lol. We both agreed that we are only doing stockings this year as we usually take advantage of sales to get bigger items...couple weeks ago we bought her a peddle assisted bike, she loves it and I have a couple accessories to add to her stocking. Thanks again porn site woman,We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.
Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?
Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesnāt really think itās funny.
** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wifeās Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and itās perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **
To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you donāt know what to get, Iām here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)
1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.
2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesnāt have to consider anyoneās elseās wants. Get her a gift card for that place.
3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to āsaved for laterā. She wants all of that stuff, sheās just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff thatās small enough to fit in a stocking
4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesnāt have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love thatā¦. She doesnāt want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.
5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.
6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11ā¦ get a couple tubes of Burtās Bees lip balm
7. her favorite candy or snack
Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesnāt have to be perfect or pretty.
There ya go. Donāt drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, donāt tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.
Youāve got 3 weeks. You can do this.
One of the best written and intentioned posts.We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.
Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?
Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesnāt really think itās funny.
** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wifeās Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and itās perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **
To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you donāt know what to get, Iām here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)
1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.
2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesnāt have to consider anyoneās elseās wants. Get her a gift card for that place.
3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to āsaved for laterā. She wants all of that stuff, sheās just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff thatās small enough to fit in a stocking
4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesnāt have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love thatā¦. She doesnāt want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.
5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.
6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11ā¦ get a couple tubes of Burtās Bees lip balm
7. her favorite candy or snack
Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesnāt have to be perfect or pretty.
There ya go. Donāt drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, donāt tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.
Youāve got 3 weeks. You can do this.
A true romantic, so practical and giving!I usually just fill with bags of coffee. Maybe some small bottles of booze. Good weed. Thats about it.
Telling how it was YOU spent it, not WEMy wife asked what I was getting her for christmas the other day. I said I just spent $30,000 on new windows, doors and deck. Merry Christmas.
She got pissed off. I think shes nuts
Women across the world thank you for your service. You hit a home run with this advice. Well done!We are going to talk about getting you on the Nice list, but I knew that Naughty would get your attention. It worked.
Is there any sort of Christmas tradition in your home that involves stockings filled with gifts?
Does your wife fill stockings for everyone in the family?
Does she have to fill her own? Or is hers empty? Or does her daughter fill it?
Thats a thing that you should be doing. If she laughs off her empty stocking or the fact that she has to fill it herself, she doesnāt really think itās funny.
** If you are the worlds best husband and annually fill your wifeās Christmas stocking with gifts, real estate deeds, and overflowing with diamonds, then this thread is not about you and itās perfectly ok to not post and make it about you **
To the rest of you, some tips. If you havent been doing it because you donāt know what to get, Iām here to help. (Perhaps other lit ladies will also chime in with ideas)
1. go look at where she gets ready for the day. Does she wear makeup/nail polish, etc? Look for the items that are less than half full to nearly empty. Take a picture of the item, and a pic of the label that shows the color name and number. Show the pics to someone working at Ulta or Sephora, and ask them to help you find it.
2. when she runs errands all day alone, where does she stop for lunch/coffee? When she doesnāt have to consider anyoneās elseās wants. Get her a gift card for that place.
3. if you have access to her Amazon account, go look at her cart, then scroll down to āsaved for laterā. She wants all of that stuff, sheās just waiting till she has some extra money for it. Get all the stuff thatās small enough to fit in a stocking
4 jewelry? maybe. the stocking doesnāt have to be super expensive to fill, but if you have the means, put the jewelry in the very bottom. You know those commercials from the big chain jewelers with the heart shaped necklace that the woman in the commercial swoons over? Unless your wife has pointed unprompted directly at the tv during that commercial and said that she would specifically love thatā¦. She doesnāt want that. Look at the jewelry that she has chosen for herself and get something similar in style. Does she like delicate neutrals? Bold chunky colors? Get her something to her taste, not from a commercial.
5. go to Bath and Body Works (not Walmart or Walgreens or 7-11) and get 2-3 mini hand creams and mini hand sanitizer in matching scents.
6. this time you can go to Walgreens or Walmart or 7-11ā¦ get a couple tubes of Burtās Bees lip balm
7. her favorite candy or snack
Wrap stuff if stocking gifts are typically wrapped. It doesnāt have to be perfect or pretty.
There ya go. Donāt drop the ball. If youve never filled her stocking before and she asks why you decided to this time, donāt tell her that you got the idea from a woman on a porn site.
Youāve got 3 weeks. You can do this.
How does that compare to pancake titty dancer choreography?Dude I bought my wife NFL tickets. She is no football fan but I remember once she said some shit about cheerleaders choreography. Maybe I was drunk.