Sex toy reviews 🥒

[RosewoodTulip]

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something

 

[MindYaBitness]

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something

Right?!?! My OnlyFans page would be of my mediocre feet, and possibly hair tutorials. If you pay for the premium level membership, I'll let you watch a live stream of something really hot like exfoliating my heals.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something

There's always Jason? Ahem I mean Santa.

Also @Indie. I'm waiting for you to get a Nora.

Right?!?! My OnlyFans page would be of my mediocre feet, and possibly hair tutorials. If you pay for the premium level membership, I'll let you watch a live stream of something really hot like exfoliating my heals.

I was hoping for wiggling eyebrows

 

[jason28053]

There's always Jason? Ahem I mean Santa.

Also @Indie. I'm waiting for you to get a Nora.


I was hoping for wiggling eyebrows

My box is open!

 

[cowboyup6977]

https://ibb.co/sVfzJv0
https://ibb.co/Qb3Gw0y

It’s called Rose Toy. Interestingly enough I saw it on a Facebook ad and was like..
Facebook logarithms have never steered me wrong so why not!
She does not disappoint. It’s pretty and it’s functional. The button is in a nice place and it has a few settings. I only need low, it’s SO strong! It’s very soft to the touch and the petals vibrate around the clit very nicely.
She is my new BFF. She’s not too loud but not really quiet either but you won’t want to use it when you have to be quiet because that first orgasm she snatches REAL quick and the many to follow are gunna be LOUD and messy! Hard to stay muffled and whimpery when Rose is at work.
The sister there is ok. I don’t much care for the tongue actions on toys but the thrusting little plug is REALLY nice in the while the tongue is going to town.
It’s a good price and feels really feminine.

I love my rose

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was hoping for wiggling eyebrows

My brows don't wiggle, they arch. It's how people know my tolerance BS has been exceeded

 

[RosewoodTulip]

My box is open!

Dear Jason Santa

I have been an extra super duper good girl this year.

For Christmas I would like a Nora toy so that I can play with all my friends

 

[jason28053]

My brows don't wiggle, they arch. It's how people know my tolerance BS has been exceeded

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Also @Indie. I'm waiting for you to get a Nora.

Now I'm waiting for you both to get a Nora too.

 

[jason28053]

Dear Jason Santa

I have been an extra super duper good girl this year.

For Christmas I would like a Nora toy so that I can play with all my friends

Does Santa have your address? Does he come down the chimney in the UK?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Now I'm waiting for you both to get a Nora too.

I have one. Just waiting on her.

 

[jason28053]

I have one. Just waiting on her.

You’re welcome

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You’re welcome

I was a good girl last Christmas

 

[jason28053]

I was a good girl last Christmas

I’m aware

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the best Lovense toy...

https://www.honeysx.com/products/lovense-tenera-app-controlled-clit-stimulator

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I have one. Just waiting on her.

The access code for those will be highly prized. Didn't know it was something that could be done but it makes sense that it does

 

[jason28053]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the best Lovense toy...

https://www.honeysx.com/products/lovense-tenera-app-controlled-clit-stimulator

@morelikeasong

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the best Lovense toy...

https://www.honeysx.com/products/lovense-tenera-app-controlled-clit-stimulator

Is this one not made anymore? I don’t see it on the official website

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the best Lovense toy...

https://www.honeysx.com/products/lovense-tenera-app-controlled-clit-stimulator

I had the Womanizer, which is similar in function. Didn't love it

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Is this one not made anymore? I don’t see it on the official website

It's annoyingly not available in the US. But I bought from that website I linked and it's legit.

 

[morelikeasong]

That website said out of stock. Do they sell it in the UK I do have a UK address too. Not that I actually NEED another clit sucker or could afford it since I’m about to buy the Nora. Butttttt I wanna catch them all!!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/W04QVzelTHsNW/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d77ymxdtsoaobk6rx9smuu2ilek15ttj3oqh046daa&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[jason28053]

So, Message me stating your case as to why you need a Nora for your chance to win one.

 

[AuntieDisco]

I got my wand last Monday. It’s pretty powerful and quiet. I love taking my long dips and this baby is just magic. Also can be used with a long distance partner
https://www.we-vibe.com/ca-en/wand

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear @jason28053 Santa Baby..

I have been the goodest of good girls this year, just ask ANYONE. I need a NORA as @AmberLGreen and @OrdinaryPerson both have one, and they are my idols, and who I aspire to be.
Also, there is a HUGE US bias on this board and so I feel its fitting that the prize goes to those of us who wake up first. Early bird catches the worm, eh  Jason Santa, if you get my meaning.....
I absolutely promise ( ) to share my details with you, and record the happy, noisy outcum for all to share in.
Honest guv.
Now, be a dear, and pop the present under the tree, for me...

Luv

Wand3r.

 

[Wand3rlust]

So, Message me stating your case as to why you need a Nora for your chance to win one.

Oh crap. You meant PM didn't you?