Sex toy reviews 🥒

God I wish I had lovense money. Might start an only fans and sell pics of my knees or something 😂
There's always Jason? Ahem I mean Santa.

Also @Indie. I'm waiting for you to get a Nora.

Right?!?! My OnlyFans page would be of my mediocre feet, and possibly hair tutorials. If you pay for the premium level membership, I'll let you watch a live stream of something really hot like exfoliating my heals.
I was hoping for wiggling eyebrows
 
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It’s called Rose Toy. Interestingly enough I saw it on a Facebook ad and was like.. 🤔
Facebook logarithms have never steered me wrong so why not!
She does not disappoint. It’s pretty and it’s functional. The button is in a nice place and it has a few settings. I only need low, it’s SO strong! It’s very soft to the touch and the petals vibrate around the clit very nicely.
She is my new BFF. She’s not too loud but not really quiet either but you won’t want to use it when you have to be quiet because that first orgasm she snatches REAL quick and the many to follow are gunna be LOUD and messy! Hard to stay muffled and whimpery when Rose is at work.
The sister there is ok. I don’t much care for the tongue actions on toys but the thrusting little plug is REALLY nice in the 🍑 while the tongue is going to town.
It’s a good price and feels really feminine.
I love my rose 🌹
 
Dear @jason28053 Santa Baby..

I have been the goodest of good girls this year, just ask ANYONE. I need a NORA as @AmberLGreen and @OrdinaryPerson both have one, and they are my idols, and who I aspire to be.
Also, there is a HUGE US bias on this board and so I feel its fitting that the prize goes to those of us who wake up first. Early bird catches the worm, eh  Jason Santa, 😉 if you get my meaning.....
I absolutely promise ( 🤞🏻) to share my details with you, and record the happy, noisy outcum for all to share in.
Honest guv.
Now, be a dear, and pop the present under the tree, for me...

Luv

Wand3r.
 
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