Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Smuttyandfun]

She's wearing a shirt?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Some people - not married men like myself, but some people - would say yes, it's a few sizes too large.

I’m sure it sounds like sour grapes, but I do think back problems.

Em

 

[StillStunned]

I’m sure it sounds like sour grapes, but I do think back problems.

Em

True, but loads of free backrubs.

 

[EmilyMiller]

True, but loads of free backrubs.

I need to think like a guy more

 

[Zootonius]

Everyone loves a perfect cleavage
https://openeducationalberta.ca/practicalgeology/wp-content/uploads/sites/66/2020/06/cleavage.png

 

[StillStunned]

I need to think like a guy more

It's quite easy, you just think with - no, wait, I suppose you don't have one.

 

[onehitwanda]

Everyone loves a perfect cleavage
https://openeducationalberta.ca/practicalgeology/wp-content/uploads/sites/66/2020/06/cleavage.png

I prefer marquise or cabochon to rectilinear, personally.

 

[Zootonius]

I need to think like a guy more

I do think, for some women with a fair cleavage, it's a weapon that can used strategically. Like when sitting across a restaurant table.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I do think, for some women with a fair cleavage, it's a weapon that can used strategically. Like when sitting across a restaurant table.

Wouldn’t know

 

[Zootonius]

I prefer marquise or cabochon to rectilinear, personally.

Cat's eye cabochon or star?
https://www.gemstones-guide.com/images/star-gemstones.jpg

 

[Zootonius]

Wouldn’t know

I'm sure your dazzling eyes do as well.

 

[Djmac1031]

She bought the wrong sized shirt.

Em

Depends on who you ask.

I'd say it fits just fine.

 

[lavendersilk]

It's not the size... it's how you use them

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

It's not the size... it's how you use them

Or let them be used...

 

[EmilyMiller]

Depends on who you ask.

I'd say it fits just fine.

I’m willing to bet positive correlation with Y chromosomes.

I appreciate the female form of course, but I think girls are less hung up on size of mammary glands (at least in others). Though I’m sure someone will correct me.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

@EmilyMiller Thinking it's time for you to use your magical power and cross polinate this thread with the one on penis size... Just sayin...

 

[EmilyMiller]

@EmilyMiller Thinking it's time for you to use your magical power and cross polinate this thread with the one on penis size... Just sayin...

With great power comes great irresponsibility…

Em

 

[Zootonius]

For those who want to, eh, hem, dive deeper into the subject, Wikipedia as a whole page on the subject.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleavage_(breasts)

(Because, of course they do)

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

With great power comes great irresponsibility…

Em

Or in this case, great restraint, well, maybe lack thereof...

 

[Zootonius]

I’m willing to bet positive correlation with Y chromosomes.

I appreciate the female form of course, but I think girls are less hung up on size of mammary glands (at least in others). Though I’m sure someone will correct me.

Em

A statistical correlation, based on some posts here by ladies.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Or in this case, great restraint, well, maybe lack thereof...

If you are going to be restrained, might as well use great restraints.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

If you are going to be restrained, might as well use great restraints.

Em

I submit to your expertise...

 

[Zootonius]

I submit to your expertise...

Talk about a double entendre!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Talk about a double entendre!

Oh, no double entendre at all... Um Em, just remember, yellow, ok?

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Wouldn’t know

When I was a teenager, a good friend of mine always made his girlfriend drink strawberry juice, because he apparently read somewhere that it helps with breast development.
You should have eaten fruit instead of all the chocolate!