Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[onehitwanda]

In an attempt to steal Em's thunder,
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/9b/b2/a99bb2ce39a8d51059c63313a4f0ffbf.jpg
(why is it so much easier to find an image of an evocative redhead?)

oh

my



god

 

[stickygirl]

oh

my



goddess

YW

 

[onehitwanda]

YW

She's definitely in my Pantheon, that's for sure!

 

[stickygirl]

Thanks for the advertisement

Em

All I got was a note to say you'd broken the interwebs

https://onlyfans.com/stickygirl of course features some real slut smut

 

[stickygirl]

She's definitely in my Pantene, that's for sure!

Their conditioner leaves my hair sticky

 

[onehitwanda]

Their conditioner leaves my hair sticky

 

[Djmac1031]

oh

my



god

Jenna???

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Their conditioner leaves my hair sticky

Flash memory... Lesbian friend made the comment after a night with her girlfriend, "Damn I have fun last night. Looked like a glazed doughnut when I woke up this morning."

 

[stickygirl]

A friend told me she was emotional constipated.
I asked her what she meant.
She told me she hadn't given a shit in days

 

[samhasstories]

A friend told me she was emotional constipated.
I asked her what she meant.
She told me she hadn't given a shit in days

100% stealing this.

 

[Mastered_again]

Results from my mr's stress ekg:

Your exercise stress ECHO shows a normal EKG response to stress.
ECHO showed normal heart function with stress.
Good exercise capacity noted.
Overall this suggests low likelihood of significant blockages in the heart arteries.
Good prognosis based on this test.

Phew and Yeah!

Now just to wait on the renal CT scan

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

<pout>

Just for you...

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[MrPixel]

Jenna???

You wish.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just for you...

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That’s a little freaky .

Thankfully just a little.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

That’s a little freaky .

Thankfully just a little.

Em

Not enough freckles!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Not enough freckles!

In the wrong places…

Then maybe she has foundation on

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

That’s a little freaky .

Thankfully just a little.

Em

Just got the feeling that all the read head talk earlier was leaving you feeling underappreciated for your cute blondness...
And a little freaky is good, no?

 

[lavendersilk]

It's giving, "Hot for Teacher" vibes to me.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Just got the feeling that all the read head talk earlier was leaving you feeling underappreciated for your cute blondness...
And a little freaky is good, no?

A little freaky is OK. Let’s not up the level of freakiness, agreed?

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

A little freaky is OK. Let’s not up the level of freakiness, agreed?

Em

You are in complete control of the freakiness switch.

 

[StillStunned]

You are in complete control of the freakiness switch.

 

[Zootonius]

One of those mysteries of the universe. Why is cleavage so compelling?

https://i.redd.it/q7selkabrf2a1.jpg

(I'm writing a passage where the guy is having a hard time keeping eye contact and the lady is enjoying his failing discipline)

 

[EmilyMiller]

One of those mysteries of the universe. Why is cleavage so compelling?

https://i.redd.it/q7selkabrf2a1.jpg

(I'm writing a passage where the guy is having a hard time keeping eye contact and the lady is enjoying his failing discipline)

She bought the wrong sized shirt.

Em

 

[StillStunned]

One of those mysteries of the universe. Why is cleavage so compelling?

....

I'm sorry, what was the question?

 

[StillStunned]

She bought the wrong sized shirt.

Em

Some people - not married men like myself, but some people - would say yes, it's a few sizes too large.