Thoughts on Mary Sue characters.

[ShelbyDawn57]

That man in the white van assured me they were fine.

Did you get the candy before you got in the van? My mommy said good girls should always get the candy first.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Did you get the candy before you got in the van? My mommy said good girls should always get the candy first.

And candy always tastes better if you take off your clothes.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I thought those mushrooms tasted funny.

I’d suggest skipping on Determination and Caputpedes if Coleoidphilia was too kinky.

Em

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I think the same van comes to my neighborhood…

 

[Bamagan]

And candy always tastes better if you take off your clothes.

https://media.tenor.com/HBJfG6-6cQkAAAAM/the-candy-man-cause-he-mixes-it-with-love-and-makes-the-world-taste-good-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory.gif

 

[onehitwanda]

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that's my nightmares sorted for tonight, thanks @Bamagan

 

[Bamagan]

that's my nightmares sorted for tonight, thanks @Bamagan

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[onehitwanda]

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Candyman Candyman Candyman

 

[Bamagan]

Candyman Candyman Candyman

https://gifdb.com/images/high/john-candy-holding-a-drill-rsiw6f4lzfxs0dsf.gif

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

 

[onehitwanda]

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Few scenes have genuinely disturbed me as much as this one. Eva Green nailed this.

 

[EmilyMiller]

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Few scenes have genuinely disturbed me as much as this one. Eva Green nailed this.

Can I borrow your chef’s kiss for Eva

 

[onehitwanda]

Can I borrow your chef’s kiss for Eva

Oh, I suppose I'll allow it

 

[EmilyMiller]

I used to know a guy with a 10” penis. Poor guy couldn’t get fully erect. Hydraulics is a bitch.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

I used to know a guy with a 10” penis. Poor guy couldn’t get fully erect. Hydraulics is a bitch.

Em

Gravity has the deciding vote, and while mass scales linearly with volume (and thus, at ^^2/3 with girth) , gravity laughs at that child's game.

edit oh my god why I can't I do sub and superscript. JEEVES!

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I used to know a guy with a 10” penis. Poor guy couldn’t get fully erect. Hydraulics is a bitch.

Em

But I really get her going
When I whip out my big ten inch
Record of a …

 

[Zootonius]

I used to know a guy with a 10” penis. Poor guy couldn’t get fully erect. Hydraulics is a bitch.

Em

This sound like that old joke,

Man come into a bar with a box. He takes a tiny piano out followed by a 10" tall man who proceeds to play. After, the bartender ask, "How come you're so tiny?" And the little guy replies, "I rescued a leprechaun and he granted me a wish, but he misunderstood!"

 

[EmilyMiller]

I used to know a guy with a 10” penis. Poor guy couldn’t get fully erect. Hydraulics is a bitch.

Em

Just realized this is entirely the wrong thread

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I don't remember that at all, but I haven't seen The Mandalorian.

I had no problem with Leia being force sensitive, but I balked at her flying through space. There have to be SOME limits.

I hate it when I find the perfect response like days after the point is gone…

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Just realized this is entirely the wrong thread

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself.

I’m such a ditz sometimes

 

[Zootonius]

Just realized this is entirely the wrong thread

Worse, you got me to post my silly joke here as well.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Worse, you got me to post my silly joke here as well.

So sorry. I clearly need a time out.

Em

 

[Kelliezgirl]

So sorry. I clearly need a time out.

Em

Ohh, we are well past timeouts young lady!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Ohh, we are well past timeouts young lady!

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