AchtungNight
Lech Master
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I liked most of the Star Wars films and The Last Starfighter too. They were great.
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OK, time to clarify something since I guess I started this whole thing. I like Rey, and love Daisy Ridley. I used her as an example because her force skills just seemed to appear fully formed where pretty much every other Jedi or Sith in the entire SWEU took extensive training to get there.I love Star Wars as much as anyone who wasn’t alive in 1977 can.
Looking at them now holistically, the sequels were unconvincing. But I prefer them to the prequels. The sequels were “my Star Wars.” Maybe like the prequels had been for a previous generation. I was very young when TPM came out and the later prequels didn’t really register with me at the time.
TFA was the best of the sequels by some way. The rest had many weaknesses. And sometimes didn’t make a lot of sense. Much as I like Rian Johnson, TLJ was awful in many respects. TROS wasn’t that much better.
But… it takes a certain world view to single out either Rey or Daisy for criticism. There have been female force wielders before, but imagine the impact on young girls when Rey lit up her saber and took on Kylo Ren; that’s precious. It made an impact on me, and I was older by then. Still gives me shivers. Rey was the best thing about the sequels. Her banter with Finn, which they dropped when they decided they had no clue what to do with Finn’s character, was one of the most enjoyable elements of the best movie of the three.
Thing is… and start the hate now. Luke wasn’t that great a hero. Han and Leia were more compelling characters. I know many Rey-haters will say it’s not misogyny and point to all sorts of facts to support their claim. But I’m not buying it. The problem with Rey for some people was that she didn’t have a Y chromosome.
I thought she was a great character in some only kinda OK movies.
Em
There are no bras in space.Trick question: What's better than Princess Leia in a slave girl costume?
Answer: When her stunt double wears one too.
https://external-preview.redd.it/COrnSJOhmRuBSy126BaUstCgVjtsHaMzbXpt7h54baY.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c98f23a2c423af4473e0aab1f139508590403722
Yeah, she held her own with him pretty well in private, too. Not quite sure which of them I'm most jealous of.I thought Fisher held her own with Ford admirably, and she was what, 19 or 20 for ANH? She was a good actress.
Em
Lando from Return of the Jedi. Think about it - sure, the Three muskateers are dropping down onto Endor to engage the empire in melee, but Lando's taking the Falcon (A freighter, albeit a freighter with kill markings) up against the entire Empire fleet - including a super star-destroyer and all its support ships.Lando from "Solo", perhaps.
Now build me a Time Machine and get me back to 1977 for the best threesome everYeah, she held her own with him pretty well in private, too. Not quite sure which of them I'm most jealous of.![]()
Can I go with? Actually my 1977 self was a lot better looking than I am now...Now build me a Time Machine and get me back to 1977 for the best threesome ever.
Em
We see Rey’s fighting skills early in TFA. It’s another weapon. Albeit a more civilized oneOK, time to clarify something since I guess I started this whole thing. I like Rey, and love Daisy Ridley. I used her as an example because her force skills just seemed to appear fully formed where pretty much every other Jedi or Sith in the entire SWEU took extensive training to get there.
Strong female lead, check. Excellent actress, check. Pretty good story, well sometimes...
Sure, just Like Anakin and Luke, she was using her force powers without knowing what they were for her entire life, it was just the level of automatic mastery she seemed to possess came across to me as a good example of a Mary Sue.
Picking up a stick and wielding it like a samurai is one thing. A lightsaber will cut off your arm like a hot knife through warm butter. I think using it would require some training and she had effectively none.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ef/48/30/ef48309186a05784fdc01aea0cd24c7c.jpgYeah, she held her own with him pretty well in private, too. Not quite sure which of them I'm most jealous of.![]()
Fair enough. And Leia was playing with teddy bears and getting groped by Han while that was going on.Lando from Return of the Jedi. Think about it - sure, the Three muskateers are dropping down onto Endor to engage the empire in melee, but Han's taking the Falcon (A freighter, albeit a freighter with kill markings) up against the entire Empire fleet - including a super star-destroyer and all its support ships.
He then flies the Falcon down through an incredibly constrained space, while under fire, manages to target and destroy a reactor regulator of some sort, and then escape - all while maintaining overall tactical command of the Rebel fighter fleet.
That's pretty bad-ass.
Or maybe 1981 and Indy and MarionNow build me a Time Machine and get me back to 1977 for the best threesome ever.
Em
Oof. Can I come watch? For... for research purposes?Or maybe 1981 and Indy and Marion
Em
Sensing a thematic element here...Or maybe 1981 and Indy and Marion
Em
I generally find women much more esthetic, but damn!https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ef/48/30/ef48309186a05784fdc01aea0cd24c7c.jpg
There's not many men I'd go back for. Young Harrison Ford? I'd totally go back for him.![]()
Our boy was a hottie.I generally find women much more esthetic, but damn!
Em
Just so pretty (and loved by simians).Sensing a thematic element here...![]()
Thing is… and start the hate now. Luke wasn’t that great a hero. Han and Leia were more compelling characters. I know many Rey-haters will say it’s not misogyny and point to all sorts of facts to support their claim. But I’m not buying it. The problem with Rey for some people was that she didn’t have a Y chromosome.
I thought she was a great character in some only kinda OK movies.
Em
Perhaps I read the room wrong. When you said threesome, I assumed you meant Lea and Han. Just thinking maybe you meant Lea and Marion...
Great minds and all that. This is my immediate supervisor. Can you see the condescension?
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I know. have you talked to mom lately?condescension purrfectly obvious, that's for sure.
That's a 100% "Are you fucking serious? We talked about this."