Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

I normally do. I was too busy doing pmann things.




Sigh. How did I miss this?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I was too busy doing pmann things.

Do you have house staff and holiday in Cabo?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your Dad Will Do

My dad?!?!?!?! You're freaky in the best way

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My dad?!?!?!?! You're freaky in the best way

If he's half as good as you are...

 

[Lord Pmann]

What a twist!!!!
Fuck, now I've gotta backtrack a thread. I hate that shit when it doesn't end in boobs

Right… if anyone can point me in the way of where to start reading the shit show, I’d be thankful.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Right… if anyone can point me in the way of where to start reading the shit show, I’d be thankful.

I went back 6 fucking pages and people were still referencing 'omg i can't believe this' and I've got to say that I'm way too drunk to continue. I love this thread but it needs a TL;DR in the WORST way. But to be fair, I love that it moves too fast when I posty my most sacred region

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If he's half as good as you are...

What if he's twice as good in the spot that matters

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you have house staff and holiday in Cabo?

And of course I have house staff. Duh. But I don’t holiday in Cabo. I’m more an Amalfi Coast kinda guy.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What if he's twice as good in the spot that matters

Are you saying he could be Indie's Butt Daddy?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Right… if anyone can point me in the way of where to start reading the shit show, I’d be thankful.

Fuck it. @marriedexec2023 did you post boob stuff? If so, Lit's two darlings are extremely curious as to how awesome they are. Please indulge

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And of course I have house staff. Duh. But I don’t holiday in Cabo. I’m more an Amalfi Coast kinda guy.

MILFi coast?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you saying he could be Indie's Butt Daddy?

Is that an upgrade from butt slut or is that a lateral move?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Is that an upgrade from butt slut or is that a lateral move?

Well if he's twice as good...sorry love.

 

[jason28053]

Go to page 2024, when “she” starts with story time it gets good.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You guys and girls didn’t drag that shit out nearly long enough. This deserved its own thread. Come on now. Does Lord Pmann need to discuss MarriedExec2023?

This is gonna take @Mr_bogey  years to catch up on....

It might take him years, but if you consider that time as a percentage of his total years on this earth, it’s infinitesimally small.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Go to page 2024, when “she” starts with story time it gets good.

You deserve a medal. I better not be the only one that thought married exec handled herself extremely well through that. That rabbit hole was fun AF, I'm glad I went down it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You guys and girls didn’t drag that shit out nearly long enough. This deserved its own thread. Come on now. Does Lord Pmann need to discuss MarriedExec2023?

I hope we're on the same page, I think she handled it like a pro. No alison or Brianna comparisons. Well, not an A=A type of thing anyway

 

[jason28053]

You deserve a medal. I better not be the only one that thought married exec handled herself extremely well through that. That rabbit hole was fun AF, I'm glad I went down it

Believe there was lots of Pm going on with regards to married exec

 

[Lord Pmann]

Story Time!

A few years ago, I was out dancing when this woman started dancing with me. I thought she was very attractive and we just went from one song to another. After the 4-5th song, I asked her if she'd like to join us for a drink (it was ladies night) and she accepted. I hadn't taken two steps back to the table when this F'ing bitch comes at me out of nowhere and starts causing all sorts of drama; yelling, screaming, saying things like "What the fuck are you doing with my girl?" etc, etc. I turned to look at this woman I had been dancing with and she just shrugged and walked away so I could deal with it.

Well, if you know me, I don't pull punches. I don't slap box, I don't pull hair.... I punched her in throat and when she fell on the floor I walked over her and turned back to look at her. Told her something like "next time you think about starting a scene with me, think twice" and I enjoyed the rest of the night.

Drama......

Thats exactly how most female executives I know talk. Haha. I’m kidding. I don’t know any female executives.

“I’ll take things that never happened for $2,000, Alex.”

The horse?

I’m listening…

One does not simply turn their noses up at her staff and what makes them want to be here. One does what she can to provide, for the lesser classes, what they see as luxury and scoff only behind their backs.

Finally. Someone who understands the finer things of life.

You deserve a medal. I better not be the only one that thought married exec handled herself extremely well through that. That rabbit hole was fun AF, I'm glad I went down it

And people give me shit about pony play. Default is a kinky motherfucker.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Believe there was lots of Pm going on with regards to married exec

Goddamnit, I miss like 80% of lit's best nights. CC me next time, my dude

 

[jason28053]

Goddamnit, I miss like 80% of lit's best nights. CC me next time, my dude

It was epic lol, your name is hard one to remember @deefalttwunnyfor lol

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Default is a kinky motherfucker.

I like to try everything twice. Just to make sure. You never know if that first time was just an aberration

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It was epic lol, your name is hard one to remember @deefalttwunnyfor lol

That's a very valid point. I'll give you that. BUT, it sounds just like literotica legend/darling default24. You just have to sound it out. It's RIGHT there

 

[Lord Pmann]

Believe there was lots of Pm going on with regards to married exec

Goddamnit, I miss like 80% of lit's best nights. CC me next time, my dude

Not a single damned PM came my way with a link. Someone was kind enough to mention it to me. Thanks to @Tigobitties98 for that one.

I like to try everything twice. Just to make sure. You never know if that first time was just an aberration

I always thought you were saying, “I don’t mind a little hair down there.”

Now I realize you were saying, “I don’t mind a little hare down there.”

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Not a single damned PM came my way with a link. Someone was kind enough to mention it to me.




I always thought you were saying, “I don’t mind a little hair down there.”

Now I realize you were saying, “I don’t mind a little hare down there.”

I didn't even get that luxurious PM, Pmann
@jason28053
My main takeaway from this is that us gorgeous lit darlings need to start looking our for each other. There was a Lit bro thread that I saw a little while ago that turned me off by its title, but you know what? Maybe we ought to lean into that and make sure that we all enjoy what this site has to offer. A rising tide raises all boats sort of bullshit. I'm kind of drunk though, so take this with a grain of salt or a shot of penicillin