Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Alright... jokes aside...

Some of the crap my husband would tell me about when he would get home.... frustrated, pissed off.... about privates marrying the first stripper they met...
or
the gangbangs in barracks..

I didn't believe him of course. And then I met the wives......

Who doesn’t love a good gangbang?

 

[jason28053]

There were articles in Penthouse? My husband said he read it for the financial advise.

I was taking about the anonymous letters people sent in

 

[AmberLGreen]

One of my fondest memories is enjoying a cigar at Myrtle Beach while pleasuring a different woman with each hand. I think I had good taste and a good time

What type of cigar?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was taking about the anonymous letters people sent in

The totally true ones that weren’t at all written by writers paid by the magazine.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[jason28053]

Let's do the math here.. What exactly constitutes a gang bang? How many guys have to be involved...

asking for a friend

3’s company 4’s a gang?

 

[crazychemgirl]

3’s company 4’s a gang?

Now that will be stuck in my head all day

 

[ShaneoD]

Let's do the math here.. What exactly constitutes a gang bang? How many guys have to be involved...

asking for a friend

What is this "guys" you speak of? In those fantasies I'm the only guy, and I'm far better looking than I really am

 

[jason28053]

The totally true ones that weren’t at all written by writers paid by the magazine.

Exactly! you know what I’m talking about sister!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is this "guys" you speak of? In those fantasies I'm the only guy, and I'm far better looking than I really am

Do you have multiple appendages that could fill multiple holes?!


ARE YOU THE DICKTACLE?!!!

 

[ydahecnot]

One of my fondest memories is enjoying a cigar at Myrtle Beach while pleasuring a different woman with each hand. I think I had good taste and a good time

Hope they weren’t babygirls; NRJ would have to have a word

 

[SlyderInside]

Let's do the math here.. What exactly constitutes a gang bang? How many guys have to be involved...

asking for a friend

Feels less about math and more about verbiage. Pretty sure a gangbang is simply the term for a group of fuckboys (like a murder of crows or parliament of owls).

 

[ShaneoD]

Do you have multiple appendages that could fill multiple holes?!


ARE YOU THE DICKTACLE?!!!

Sadly (I think) not, oddly enough my fantasies usually involve the ladies improving their team working skills, and me lasting far longer than I ever would in real life

 

[jason28053]

I never thought this would happen to me, but there I was, watching the USC song girls all trying on their tightest sweaters, each one asking me how the sweater made their boobs look. I said “well I can’t say unless I see you topless first” and yes, not a single one refused.

Well I can tell you all, on a scale of 1 to 10, that worst was an 11, I gave her the first orgasm out of pity………

And then you woke up?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I never thought this would happen to me, but there I was, watching the USC song girls all trying on their tightest sweaters, each one asking me how the sweater made their boobs look. I said “well I can’t say unless I see you topless first” and yes, not a single one refused.

Well I can tell you all, on a scale of 1 to 10, that worst was an 11, I gave her the first orgasm out of pity………

It just figures you would be a USC fan

 

[ydahecnot]

Exactly! you know what I’m talking about sister!

Hey, at least they were nice enough to withhold name and address by request

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sadly (I think) not, oddly enough my fantasies usually involve the ladies improving their team working skills, and me lasting far longer than I ever would in real life

So now it’s a female gangbang?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Again, I’m thinking you don’t have enough appendages for that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Since I couldn't get a good answer from my new friends here:

A gang bang is a sexual activity in which one person is the central focus of the sexual activity of several people, usually more than three, sequentially or simultaneously.[1] The term generally refers to a woman being the focus; one man with multiple women can be referred to as a "reverse gang bang".[2] The term has become associated with the porn industry and usually describes a staged event whereby a woman has sex with several men in direct succession.[2] Bukkake is a type of gang bang originating in Japan that focuses on the central person being ejaculated upon by male participants.[3

Thank you Wikipedia.

*Starts to scroll down her friends list...

Interesting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ha! Hoggin’ is when the guys go out trying to hook up with the ugliest girls possible. They either take pictures or bring them back to the barracks. The one who fucks the ugliest one wins

That’s horrible

 

[jason28053]

Since I couldn't get a good answer from my new friends here:

A gang bang is a sexual activity in which one person is the central focus of the sexual activity of several people, usually more than three, sequentially or simultaneously.[1] The term generally refers to a woman being the focus; one man with multiple women can be referred to as a "reverse gang bang".[2] The term has become associated with the porn industry and usually describes a staged event whereby a woman has sex with several men in direct succession.[2] Bukkake is a type of gang bang originating in Japan that focuses on the central person being ejaculated upon by male participants.[3

Thank you Wikipedia.

*Starts to scroll down her friends list...

So is reverse gang bang also done in reverse cowgirl position. AFAF

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[ShaneoD]

So now it’s a female gangbang?

How did I get sent to the periphery of my own fantasy? But you girls go a head, have fun, frolic, explore, move your tongues at speeds no man is capable of

 

[ydahecnot]

Since I couldn't get a good answer from my new friends here:

A gang bang is a sexual activity in which one person is the central focus of the sexual activity of several people, usually more than three, sequentially or simultaneously.[1] The term generally refers to a woman being the focus; one man with multiple women can be referred to as a "reverse gang bang".[2] The term has become associated with the porn industry and usually describes a staged event whereby a woman has sex with several men in direct succession.[2] Bukkake is a type of gang bang originating in Japan that focuses on the central person being ejaculated upon by male participants.[3

Thank you Wikipedia.

*Starts to scroll down her friends list...

Lit is falling apart if we have to go to Wiki for such things

 

[crazychemgirl]

How did I get sent to the periphery of my own fantasy? But you girls go a head, have fun, frolic, explore, move your tongues at speeds no man is capable of

This is lit … men get pushed out to the periphery on the reg